NEWS FLASH! Jennifer Lopez is Preggers!

July 11th, 2004 // 6 Comments

jenbentover

I guess she forgot to puke.

The NY Post and Univision confirm it, so it must be true.

She must really love that Marc Anthony. This explains the shotgun wedding, but not her sheer stupidity for getting knocked up by a guy who can’t seem to keep it in his pants.

All the best!

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. amyfisher

    it’s funny how the NYPost article you linked starts with “We love being right” considering last week’s fuckup…

  2. 25&lovinit

    this whole site is definately rude and little different… u must be pretty darn perfect. way 2 be. a lot of time went into this…it looks really neat. try making your website a little nicer & more mature. are you a tween or something?

  3. 25&lovinit

    You know…forget what I last typed…this site is actually pretty funny. I love all the little comments written. I definately apologize, I was being very babyish. Great Site, once again. JLO and marc anthony expectin’ a kid…hmmm :S

  4. There are no photos of Miu von Furstenberg. What does she look like? Mystery or fear?

  5. budderberry

    j-lo is preggers…maybe she’ll “carry” the baby in her a**

  6. Nambitha Msutu

    JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PREGNANT !!!!
    Well it’s about time she settled down and start a family of here own with hubby, Marc Antony .
    She must really have it in for this guy- considering her past marriages.
    You go girl !!

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