News Flash! Britney Spears Engaged!

June 25th, 2004 // 5 Comments

Ah. What a joyous announcement! However, a few questions remain to be answered. Will the engagement turn into an actual wedding? If so, will this marriage last more than 55 hours? Why did fiance Kevin de-beautify himself? Does Britney actually know what the concept of marriage means? How does Kevin’s unborn child feel about this engagement? Does anyone really care?

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. Davis

    Well Written Article- Britney is TRASHY

  2. Natalie

    I think everyone should just keep there motuh shut about the engagement. Let them both be happy!!

  3. Denice

    Wasn’t there another very popular (and Puerto Rican) pop star that married her back-up dancer? Did that work out? I guess she doesn’t need to learn from other people’s mistakes.

  4. Danielle

    Britney is probably preggers herself.

  5. Cassandra Bradley

    I think Britney Spearsn ia real stupid.

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