News Flash! Britney Spears Engaged!

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Ah. What a joyous announcement! However, a few questions remain to be answered. Will the engagement turn into an actual wedding? If so, will this marriage last more than 55 hours? Why did fiance Kevin de-beautify himself? Does Britney actually know what the concept of marriage means? How does Kevin’s unborn child feel about this engagement? Does anyone really care?