News Bites: Tyra Banks Thinks She’s Michelle Obama

Who came up with this? Tyra Banks did a photo spread for Harper’s Bazaar in which she portrays Michelle Obama. I don’t understand the point. First lady fashion? Ugh. She looks like a dope. Why didn’t Michelle do it? The possibly future first lady in a fashion spread would be hot. I mean, she wouldn’t have to get in a g-string or anything.

TV star Angie Harmon is reportedly knocked up with her third child by former NFL player Jason Sehorn. They already have two daughters, and she’s about four months along. Congratulations. Angie Harmon is sort of the televisual equivalent of mulch. She’s just kinda there. And I always confuse her with Jill Hennessy for some reason. Mulch actresses.

Speaking of pregnancy, Lisa Marie Presley is supposedly having twins. I hope so. Because otherwise she’s incredibly fat. I mean jesus christ, how does skin stretch like that. Did she have panels sewn in?

Check out all the photos of Tyra Banks as Michelle Obama in the gallery.


Who came up with this? Tyra Banks did a photo spread for Harper’s Bazaar
in which she portrays Michelle Obama. I don’t understand the point.
First lady fashion? Ugh. She looks like a dope. Why didn’t Michelle do
it? The possibly future first lady in a fashion spread would be hot. I
mean, she wouldn’t have to get in a g-string or anything.

TV star Angie Harmon is reportedly knocked up with her third child by former NFL player Jason Sehorn.
They already have two daughters, and she’s about four months along.
Congratulations. Angie Harmon is sort of the televisual equivalent of
mulch. She’s just kinda there. And I always confuse her with Jill
Hennessy for some reason. Mulch actresses.

Speaking of pregnancy, Lisa Marie Presley is supposedly having
twins. I hope so. Because otherwise she’s incredibly fat. I mean jesus
christ, how does skin stretch like that. Did she have panels sewn in?