News Bites: Sean Avery’s A Sorry Guy

December 4th, 2008 // 3 Comments

-The inevitable apology has been uttered by NHL player Sean Avery for referring to his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert as “sloppy seconds.” Avery told People that he was sorry and that, “It was a bad attempt to build excitement for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions were.”

-Anne Heche is pregnant again. This time, it’s with her boyfriend James Tupper and the couple are reportedly “thrilled” over the news. Let the crazy continue through the new generations!

-Natalie Portman‘s shoe line is over and done with. The Natalie Portman Collection of vegan shoes bore an average price tag of $200 per pair and didn’t survive this economic recession. Parent company Té Casan is also finished, leaving the shoes out in the cold as well.


-The inevitable apology has been uttered by NHL player Sean Avery for referring to his ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert as “sloppy seconds.” Avery told People
that he was sorry and that, “It was a bad attempt to build excitement
for the game, but I am now acutely aware of how hurtful my actions
were.”

-Anne Heche is pregnant again. This time, it’s with her boyfriend James Tupper and the couple are reportedly “thrilled” over the news. Let the crazy continue through the new generations!

-Natalie Portman‘s shoe line is over and done with.
The Natalie Portman Collection of vegan shoes bore an average price tag
of $200 per pair and didn’t survive this economic recession. Parent
company Té Casan is also finished, leaving the shoes out in the cold as
well.

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. Zelda F.

    What an egotistical, dumbass, dickhead, wanker.

  2. Gertrude S. & Ezra P. & the whole gang

    Zelda, dahling…is it really you? Do join us for cocktails at 27 rue de Fleurus at half past seven this evening. It will be like old times. Ahh, when Paris was the backdrop for our foolhardiness.

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