News Bites: Rafael Nadal Is The Number One Tennis Guy

-Rafael Nadal has just moved into the top spot in Tennis. Nice body? Stringy hair? The Spanish player supplanted Roger Federer. Do any of you like tennis? I don’t. Let’s move on.

-Actor’s actor Laurence Fishburne is replacing William Peterson on CBS’ top-rated CSI. He won’t be a cop, but a college lecturer and pathologist who hooks up with the crime scene team.  If I hadn’t had my own dad, I wanted Laurence Fishburne from Boyz in the Hood to be my Dad. He would give me tough love, despite the white.

-Oldie Phil Collins got SCRAH-EWED in his divorce. The wife got $50 million. First off, is he still making that many ducats off the 80s? Secondly, PRENUP you wanker!


-Rafael Nadal has just moved into the top spot in Tennis. Nice body? Stringy hair? The Spanish player supplanted Roger Federer. Do any of you like tennis? I don’t. Let’s move on.-Actor’s actor Laurence Fishburne is replacing William Peterson on CBS’ top-rated CSI.
He won’t be a cop, but a college lecturer and pathologist who hooks up
with the crime scene team.  If I hadn’t had my own dad, I wanted
Laurence Fishburne from Boyz in the Hood to be my Dad. He would give me tough love, despite the white.-Oldie Phil Collins
got SCRAH-EWED in his divorce. The wife got $50 million. First off, is
he still making that many ducats off the 80s? Secondly, PRENUP you
wanker!