News Bites: Rafael Nadal Is The Number One Tennis Guy

August 18th, 2008 // 1 Comment

-Rafael Nadal has just moved into the top spot in Tennis. Nice body? Stringy hair? The Spanish player supplanted Roger Federer. Do any of you like tennis? I don’t. Let’s move on.

-Actor’s actor Laurence Fishburne is replacing William Peterson on CBS’ top-rated CSI. He won’t be a cop, but a college lecturer and pathologist who hooks up with the crime scene team.  If I hadn’t had my own dad, I wanted Laurence Fishburne from Boyz in the Hood to be my Dad. He would give me tough love, despite the white.

-Oldie Phil Collins got SCRAH-EWED in his divorce. The wife got $50 million. First off, is he still making that many ducats off the 80s? Secondly, PRENUP you wanker!


-Rafael Nadal has just moved into the top spot in Tennis. Nice body? Stringy hair? The Spanish player supplanted Roger Federer. Do any of you like tennis? I don’t. Let’s move on.-Actor’s actor Laurence Fishburne is replacing William Peterson on CBS’ top-rated CSI.
He won’t be a cop, but a college lecturer and pathologist who hooks up
with the crime scene team.  If I hadn’t had my own dad, I wanted
Laurence Fishburne from Boyz in the Hood to be my Dad. He would give me tough love, despite the white.-Oldie Phil Collins
got SCRAH-EWED in his divorce. The wife got $50 million. First off, is
he still making that many ducats off the 80s? Secondly, PRENUP you
wanker!

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. gio

    Nadal is awesome. He’s reached the top of his profession at age 22, and banked $20 million on tennis, and equal amounts in product endorsements. He’s beautiful. Watch him play, you just might get into tennis.

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