News Bites: Paris Hilton, Failed Media Whore

August 13th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

- Paris Hilton sued for not promoting National Lampoon’s Pledge This! resulting in a breach of contract, according to E! Online. Paris starred in and executive produced the movie, which I had originally thought was a comedy. However, since the premise assumes that Paris was actually accepted to an institute of high learning, clearly it’s science-fiction.

- Javier Bardem‘s busy schedule won’t allow him to star in the biopic about Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar entitled Killing Pablo. Don’t expect any “exhaustion” excuses.

- Rachel Hunter is headed down the aisle again. After braving the trapeze on Celebrity Circus, the supermodel and ex-wife of Rod Stewart feels ready to take the plunge again. Her incentive might be her fiancé, 26-year-old hockey player Jarret Stoll.


- Paris Hilton sued for not promoting National Lampoon’s Pledge This! resulting in a breach of contract, according to E! Online.
Paris starred in and executive produced the movie, which I had
originally thought was a comedy. However, since the premise assumes
that Paris was actually accepted to an institute of high learning,
clearly it’s science-fiction.

- Javier Bardem‘s busy schedule won’t allow him to star in the biopic about Colombian drug lord Pablo Escobar entitled Killing Pablo. Don’t expect any “exhaustion” excuses.

- Rachel Hunter is headed down the aisle again. After braving the trapeze on Celebrity Circus, the supermodel and ex-wife of Rod Stewart feels ready to take the plunge again. Her incentive might be her fiancé, 26-year-old hockey player Jarret Stoll.

By Lisa Timmons
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