News Bites: Officer Paris Hilton

November 24th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

-Somehow managing to find an outfit containing more plastic than she, Paris Hilton showed off her single lady goodies on the red carpet for the Pussycat Dolls special performance at the Viper Room in a skin-tight police officer costume. This one loves dressing up in the spirit of breaking or enforcing the law. Also, who needs a condom when you’re already wearing one?

-An unidentified man was shot and killed by a security guard at the Scientology center in Los Angeles. Armed with two Samurai swords, LAPD Chief Terry S. Hara claims, “The security officers were defending their safety.”

-Katie Price is set to go to trial in January for breaking the speed limit last March. Tsk, tsk..she’s always having to clean up after Jordan’s messes.

Click any photo to view all 20+ photos of Paris Hilton in the gallery!


-Somehow managing to find an outfit containing more plastic than she, Paris Hilton showed off her single lady goodies on the red carpet for the Pussycat Dolls special performance at the Viper Room in a skin-tight police officer costume. This one loves dressing up in the spirit of breaking or enforcing the law. Also, who needs a condom when you’re already wearing one?-An unidentified man was shot and killed by a security guard at the Scientology center in Los Angeles. Armed with two Samurai swords, LAPD Chief Terry S. Hara claims, “The security officers were defending their safety.”-Katie Price
is set to go to trial in January for breaking the speed limit last
March. Tsk, tsk..she’s always having to clean up after Jordan’s messes.View all 20+ photos of Paris Hilton in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons

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