News Bites: Miley Cyrus Just Won’t Put That Webcam Down

August 19th, 2008 // 3 Comments

- At least she stayed clothed this time. Miley Cyrus and best friend Mandy Jiroux have released a YouTube video of them urging us to go green and rocking out to her song “Wake Up America.” That’s so cool! A plea for environmental awareness AND selling her next song! Why does this one always seem like she’s mocking the people who watch her videos. She’s got some cruel gums.

- Chris Kattan….what? Oh, uh he was the kinda gayish dude on Saturday Night Live? Looked like some sort of Australian Outback animal? Yeah, him. Well, he was married for eight weeks, and then his wife Sunshine (not kidding) left his ass. Well, yeah. He’s gay! Right?

- Uma Thurman wants more future models. She’s engaged to Swiss rich guy Arpad “Arki” Busson and tells In Style that she’s keeping her options open on using her uterus again. She “loves and adores” being a mother. A flawless, exquisite, marrying a rich dude mother. 

- At least she stayed clothed this time. Miley Cyrus and best friend Mandy Jiroux have released a YouTube video
of them urging us to go green and rocking out to her song “Wake Up
America.” That’s so cool! A plea for environmental awareness AND
selling her next song! Why does this one always seem like she’s mocking
the people who watch her videos. She’s got some cruel gums.- Chris Kattan….what?
Oh, uh he was the kinda gayish dude on Saturday Night Live? Looked like
some sort of Australian Outback animal? Yeah, him. Well, he was married
for eight weeks, and then his wife Sunshine (not kidding) left his ass. Well, yeah. He’s gay! Right?- Uma Thurman wants more future models. She’s engaged
to Swiss rich guy Arpad “Arki” Busson and tells In Style that she’s
keeping her options open on using her uterus again. She “loves and
adores” being a mother. A flawless, exquisite, marrying a rich dude
mother.

By J. Harvey
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  1. ANdrea

    I love you Miley! You’re my idol and your so awesome!

  2. Laura

    She’s such a fake little idiot! She doesn’t even try to make it look like she means it at all… I really don’t see the appeal.
    And her series, Hannah Montana, looks like a cheap and even shittier version of Saved by the Bell.

  3. toni

    miley is the best and it is he life not our so we cant boss her around just accpt that she is 16 and old enought to make her own choses

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