News Bites: Michael Stipe Bites The Hand That Feeds Him

February 12th, 2009 // 7 Comments

-Michael Stipe is reportedly the subject of a memoir by comedian Sara Barron, who claims to have waited on the R.E.M. frontman whose ridiculous demands, stingy tips and refusal to communicate directly with the staff earned him the nickname “Hell.” Neither party will confirm the identity of the diva diner.

-Nicolette Sheridan is leaving Desperate Housewives. Edie’s packed up her booty shorts and is moving out of Wisteria Lane. According to the L.A. Times, Sheridan’s character will meet her end in a car accident. Well, there goes the neighborhood.

-Prince Harry is working on damage control after his making racist comments was made public and will be attending an “equality and diversity” course to be conducted by the British army.

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-Michael Stipe is reportedly the subject of a memoir by comedian Sara Barron, who claims to have waited on the R.E.M.
frontman whose ridiculous demands, stingy tips and refusal to
communicate directly with the staff earned him the nickname “Hell.”
Neither party will confirm the identity of the diva diner.

-Nicolette Sheridan is leaving Desperate Housewives. Edie’s packed up her booty shorts and is moving out of Wisteria Lane. According to the L.A. Times, Sheridan’s character will meet her end in a car accident. Well, there goes the neighborhood.

-Prince Harry is working on damage control after his making racist comments was made public and will be attending an “equality and diversity” course to be conducted by the British army.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. D'luv

    Michael Stipe was probably cute before his face got stuck in a combine.

  2. casualencounters.com/blog

    I just keep thinking about his whole “pansexuality” shtick and imagine looking down to see that face between my legs, gobbling away.

    Help.

  3. Uh huh

    So remember to treat the wait staff with respect or they’ll rat you out when they’re famous. We’re looking at you Robert DeNiro.

  4. wickedorchid

    A friend of mine squired REM around FL in a limo for several days and waited on those crazies hand and foot. And NO tip. He’s a good guy too so I don’t think he would have deserved being stiffed.

  5. therealdana

    What a cheap creep. Everyone knows: you don’t mess with people who prepare and/or serve your food. I can only presume that a lot of “organic” extra ingredients were added to their food that night… yummy.

  6. AlmostReal

    This has been confirmed to be untrue.

  7. Aujxabik

    Lm0H3j comment1 ,

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