News Bites: Michael Lohan Has A Blog

December 28th, 2008 // 3 Comments

Who bought him a laptop? Lindsay Lohan‘s father, fame scavenger Michael, has a new blog in which he intends to mainly talk about Jesus…when he’s not badmouthing his daughter and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Lohan was recently caught on film responding to questions about her Dad accusing Samantha of drug use by retorting “look at him!” Dad Lohan typed a response. WOW! “Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it me who was actually
pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do
you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having
raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and
punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive Lindsay
around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on
gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!” This is her Dad, folks. Samantha Ronson needs to exit and meet a nice girl with a sane family.

Former WWE professional wrestler Chyna was rushed to the hospital early Saturday after being found unconscious with cuts on her arms. It was her birthday and the reality tv “actress” reportedly had too much to drink with friends, who phoned 911. Chyna was too intoxicated for doctors to perform a psych evaluation, according to reports. Looks like Celebrity Rehab wasn’t that helpful.

Comedian/actor Jay Mohr has taken his wife Nikki Cox‘s last name. The Gary Unmarried star and former SNL cast member will now be known as Jon (his real name) Ferguson Cox Mohr. They were married in 2006. Yeah, yeah, why not be “Mohr Cox.” We were all thinking it.

Click any image in the gallery for more pics of Michael Lohan. If you really feel like it. We won’t blame you if you don’t. He’s an ass.


Who bought him a laptop? Lindsay Lohan‘s father, fame scavenger Michael, has a new blog in which he intends to mainly talk about Jesus…when he’s not badmouthing his daughter and her girlfriend Samantha Ronson.
Lohan was recently caught on film responding to questions about her Dad
accusing Samantha of drug use by retorting “look at him!” Dad Lohan
typed a response. WOW! “Linds, how forthright! Let me ask you; was it
me who was actually
pictured in the train station with a bag full of prescription drugs? Do
you see me out partying with Lindsay, my other children or having
raging wars with her? Was it me who jumped out of a DJ booth and
punched Lindsay when she was with Calum Best? Did I drive
Lindsay
around for hours in LA until she fell asleep and before I ran low on
gas only to call the paps and sell pictures to them? Uh uh!” This is
her Dad, folks. Samantha Ronson needs to exit and meet a nice girl with
a sane family.Former WWE professional wrestler Chyna was rushed to the hospital early Saturday after being found unconscious with cuts on her arms.
It was her birthday and the reality tv “actress” reportedly had too
much to drink with friends, who phoned 911. Chyna was too intoxicated
for doctors to perform a psych evaluation, according to reports. Looks
like Celebrity Rehab wasn’t that helpful.Comedian/actor Jay Mohr has taken his wife Nikki Cox‘s last name. The Gary Unmarried star and former SNL
cast member will now be known as Jon (his real name) Ferguson Cox Mohr.
They were married in 2006. Yeah, yeah, why not be “Mohr Cox.” We were
all thinking it.

Click any image in the gallery for more pics of Michael Lohan. If you
really feel like it. We won’t blame you if you don’t. He’s an ass.

By J. Harvey
  1. lindsay tarag

    So Michael when are you going to introduce her bastard daughter.. Since
    the whole world knows she wants nothing to do with you but just her
    famous siblings …

    Why not talk about that instead when you daughter is over 21 you have no
    say in what she does.. You only use
    it to get publicity..

    So bring out your bastard daughter and
    let the world know why Lindsay doesn’t want anything to do with you..

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