News Bites: Megan Fox Is Not Wonder Woman

December 1st, 2008 // 3 Comments

Hot pin-up girl of the moment Megan Fox has been the victim of an Internet hoaxer claiming she would be portraying Wonder Woman in an upcoming film. “John” created an elaborate mockup of Fox in a WW costume for his website. “To be quite honest, I didn’t expect it to be this big. I apologise for misleading everyone into believing Wonder Woman was to
be a movie with the lead role played by Megan Fox,” he later posted. Damn you, unwashed fanboys!

Reps are denying reports that Orlando Bloom recently got engaged to his Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, Miranda Kerr. Why ruin all that modelizing with a wedding ceremony. An Australian newspaper reported that Bloom proposed to Kerr and that they would be married when they were free from “work commitments.” “Miranda herself has clearly stated she is not engaged,” her rep said. “There is nothing else to be said.”

Miss England 2008 Laura Coleman says that she is “too fat” for runway work. Coleman, who will go on to compete in the Miss World paegant in Africa next months, says that she gets passed over for modeling gigs because she has gone up a dress size. “The modelling agencies seemed to have a problem with me when I wasn’t
skinny any more. It puts you in a different type of modelling,” Coleman says.


Hot pin-up girl of the moment Megan Fox has been the victim of an Internet hoaxer claiming she would be portraying Wonder Woman
in an upcoming film. “John” created an elaborate mockup of Fox in a WW
costume for his website. “To be quite honest, I didn’t expect it to be
this big. I apologise for misleading everyone into believing Wonder
Woman was to
be a movie with the lead role played by Megan Fox,” he later posted.
Damn you, unwashed fanboys!Reps are denying reports that Orlando Bloom recently got engaged
to his Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend, Miranda Kerr. Why ruin all
that modelizing with a wedding ceremony. An Australian newspaper
reported that Bloom proposed to Kerr and that they would be married
when they were free from “work commitments.” “Miranda herself has
clearly stated she is not engaged,” her rep said. “There is nothing
else to be said.”Miss England 2008 Laura Coleman says that she is “too fat”
for runway work. Coleman, who will go on to compete in the Miss World
paegant in Africa next months, says that she gets passed over for
modeling gigs because she has gone up a dress size. “The modelling
agencies seemed to have a problem with me when I wasn’t skinny any
more. It puts you in a different type of modelling,” Coleman says.

By J. Harvey
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  1. doe

    No she is not wonder woman… she is vulgar woman! :P

  2. Mowgli

    lol @ the first comment… good thing shes not Wonder Woman, she cant act…

  3. stewie

    Lynda Carter is WW.

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