News Bites: Mariah Carey Creating New Music

January 27th, 2009 // 3 Comments

-Mariah Carey, recently lauded for her turn as a wig-wearer in Push: Based On A Novel By Sapphire (she’s pictured here at the premiere), has begun to work on her new album. She reportedly worked on some material last week with producer The Dream.Calling yourself “The Dream” really sets you up for failure. What if he ends up sucking? “It’s like we’re trying to make a greatest hits without using the greatest hits,” The Dream says about the album.

-Pulitzer Prize-winning author John Updike has passed away. He was best known for his angsty novels about the futility and bleakness of small-town America. He won his first Pulitzer for the first of his Rabbit novels in 1981. He passed away in a hospice at age 76.

-Donny Osmond
revealed on the Bonnie Hunt Show that he is “seriously considering” appearing on Dancing With The Stars like his sister Marie. “Well, I guess I am making an announcement. I’ll say I am seriously considering doing it, let’s put it that way.” 
Girl, why the lie? “Seriously considering?” Your ass called them! Solidier of Love! This revelation must have caused Cindy McCain to run screaming to her Dr. Feelgood for a refill.



-Mariah Carey, recently lauded for her turn as a wig-wearer in Push: Based On A Novel By Sapphire (she’s pictured here at the premiere), has begun to work on her new album.
She reportedly worked on some material last week with producer The
Dream.Calling yourself “The Dream” really sets you up for failure. What
if he ends up sucking? “It’s like we’re trying to make a greatest hits
without using the greatest hits,” The Dream says about the album. -Pulitzer Prize-winning author John Updike has passed away.
He was best known for his angsty novels about the futility and
bleakness of small-town America. He won his first Pulitzer for the
first of his Rabbit novels in 1981. He passed away in a hospice at age 76.-Donny Osmond revealed on the Bonnie Hunt Show that he is “seriously considering” appearing on Dancing With The Stars like his sister Marie. “Well, I guess I am making an announcement. I’ll say I am seriously considering doing it, let’s put it that way.” 
Girl, why the lie? “Seriously considering?” Your ass called them! Solidier of Love! This revelation must have caused Cindy McCain to run screaming to her Dr. Feelgood for a refill.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Brad Ellis

    Making silly comments on “The Dream” when it’s obvious you know nothing about the man is sad for you because it makes you look stupid. The Dream happens to be one of the most saught after writers and producers at the moment. Research before you write.

  2. Jill-e-b

    Who the hell is Jill McCain?

  3. Uwbbfyog

    7soP72 comment6 ,

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