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October 28th, 2008 // 2 Comments

-Ali Lohan and her perpetually judgment-impaired mother Dina Lohan both attended the Animal Fair Magazine’s Halloween Pet Costume Contest and the young Lohan lass decided to show up as a slutty kitten. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the “birds and bees” conversation took place while the two were lying next to one another in their respective tanning beds, just after their Mommy & Me Brazilian wax appointments.

-Speaking of pets, the Jonas Brothers will hit the big screen with a flatulent puppy as their co-star. Adapted from the best-selling book series, Walter the Farting Dog will be the feature debut for the musical brethren. The trio will star as musicians charged with taking care of their late aunt’s stinky pet.

-Kissy-face Lydia Hearst crossed her family business in a big way when she claimed she was the sole author of the columns penned under her name in the Page Six Magazine. The heiress quit her gig and now the gossip column has published her complaints that the company Christmas party was canceled. Yeah, total scandal. Someone give me a ring when they find a dead body or a sex tape or both.

Click any photo to view all 30 photos of from the Animal Fair Magazine’s Halloween Pet Costume Contest in the gallery!


-Ali Lohan and her perpetually judgment-impaired mother Dina Lohan
both attended the Animal Fair Magazine’s Halloween Pet Costume Contest
and the young Lohan lass decided to show up as a slutty kitten. I
wouldn’t be surprised to find out that the “birds and bees”
conversation took place while the two were lying next to one another in
their respective tanning beds, just after their Mommy & Me
Brazilian wax appointments.

-Speaking of pets, the Jonas Brothers will hit the big screen with a flatulent puppy as their co-star. Adapted from the best-selling book series, Walter the Farting Dog
will be the feature debut for the musical brethren. The trio will star
as musicians charged with taking care of their late aunt’s stinky pet.

-Kissy-face Lydia Hearst crossed her family business in a big way when she claimed she was the sole author of the columns penned under her name in the Page Six Magazine. The heiress quit her gig and now the gossip column
has published her complaints that the company Christmas party was
canceled. Yeah, total scandal. Someone give me a ring when they find a
dead body or a sex tape or both.Check out all 30 photos of from the Animal Fair Magazine’s Halloween Pet Costume Contest in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
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