News Bites: Drugs Are Obviously Clouding Mackenzie Phillips’ Judgement

August 27th, 2008 // 1 Comment

-Mackenzie Phillips was busted at LAX trying to get onboard a plane with balloons of heroin and cocaine in her carry-on. How f*cking junked out do you have to be to think that will work? You can’t even bring Astroglide on anymore without airline officials thinking you’re about to blow the wings off the plane . Sad 70s bitch.

-R. Kelly says that he had no knowledge of a fund-raising scam some chick was using his name for. Some South African broad was contacting people to screw them out of money under the pretense that it was for a R. Kelly concert. And get this – police reportedly found proof that this chick had deposited money in dude’s account. Didn’t he JUST get over those pedo charges?

-Gallant knight-in-shining armor Suge Knight was busted this morning in Vegas for terrorizing his girlfriend of three years. Apparently, Suge donkeypunched her in the back of the head while she was driving. His girlfriend supposedly drove into traffic so someone would notice that a large, psychotic man was terrorizing her and then fled the car with Suge giving chase. Jesus. He was arrested and charged with assault with a deadly weapon, possession of controlled substances and domestic violence. Mainly because when the police caught him, he was waving a knife at her and kicking her in the head. Sorry, ladies – he’s taken!

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-Mackenzie Phillips was busted at LAX trying to get onboard a
plane with balloons of heroin and cocaine in her carry-on. How f*cking
junked out do you have to be to think that will work? You can’t even
bring Astroglide on anymore without airline officials thinking you’re
about to blow the wings off the plane . Sad 70s bitch.-R. Kelly
says that he had no knowledge of a fund-raising scam some chick was
using his name for. Some South African broad was contacting people to
screw them out of money under the pretense that it was for a R. Kelly
concert. And get this – police reportedly found proof that this chick
had deposited money in dude’s account. Didn’t he JUST get over those pedo charges? -Gallant knight-in-shining armor Suge Knight
was busted this morning in Vegas for terrorizing his girlfriend of
three years. Apparently, Suge donkeypunched her in the back of the head
while she was driving. His girlfriend supposedly drove into traffic so
someone would notice that a large, psychotic man was terrorizing her
and then fled the car with Suge giving chase. Jesus. He was arrested
and charged with assault with a deadly weapon, possession of controlled
substances and domestic violence. Mainly because when the police caught
him, he was waving a knife at her and kicking her in the head. Sorry,
ladies – he’s taken!Check out all 10+ photos of Mackenie Phillips in the gallery!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Anne Arkham

    Her hand is scaring me.

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