News Bites: Katy Perry Engaged?

December 16th, 2008 // 4 Comments

MTV is reporting that banana rider and Lily Allen fan Katy Perry and her boyfriend, Travis McCoy of the band Gym Class Heroes, may have gotten engaged. McCoy and Perry were reportedly in Paris when he kissed her with a diamond ring in his mouth. Firstly, I don’t want your bile on my ring, thanks. And secondly, that could have been a choking hazard!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s family will reportedly exchange homemade gifts this year for the holdiays. What is this? The Golden Girls? I don’t want your napkin rack you made out of popsicle sticks this year! “We do exchange gifts, although we don’t feel any pressure to make them big or expensive gifts. And
the kids don’t ask for big gifts for the reason that they don’t see a
lot of the American cartoon television, which is packed with all those
manipulative commercials for big toys that look so fantastic.” Dude, you’re an actor and a movie star…your whole LIFE is manipulation. AND you do commercials in Japan. We are not about your lying today.

Sources say that Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman and dad Anthony Kiedis almost died from kidney failure last summer as he was in and out of Cedars-Sinai due to kidney disease. “Anthony’s health was pretty bleak,” a source says, especially since Kiedis was all up in the drugs in the past. “Organ
failure was a possibility. There was talk of how to get him on a
transplant list, to cover all the bases, but that opened up a whole new
can of worms because people with histories of drug and alcohol abuse
are less likely to receive the organs they need.” Kiedis’ reps deny that he had kidney disease. 


MTV is reporting that banana rider and Lily Allen fan Katy Perry and her boyfriend, Travis McCoy of the band Gym Class Heroes,
may have gotten engaged. McCoy and Perry were reportedly in Paris when
he kissed her with a diamond ring in his mouth. Firstly, I don’t want
your bile on my ring, thanks. And secondly, that could have been a
choking hazard!Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s family will reportedly exchange homemade gifts this year for the holdiays. What is this? The Golden Girls?
I don’t want your napkin rack you made out of popsicle sticks this
year! “We do exchange gifts, although we don’t feel any pressure to
make them big or expensive gifts. And
the kids don’t ask for big gifts for the reason that they don’t see a
lot of the American cartoon television, which is packed with all those
manipulative commercials for big toys that look so fantastic.” Dude,
you’re an actor and a movie star…your whole LIFE is manipulation. AND
you do commercials in Japan. We are not about your lying today.Sources say that Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman and dad Anthony Kiedis
almost died from kidney failure last summer as he was in and out of
Cedars-Sinai due to kidney disease. “Anthony’s health was pretty
bleak,” a source says, especially since Kiedis was all up in the drugs
in the past. “Organ
failure was a possibility. There was talk of how to get him on a
transplant list, to cover all the bases, but that opened up a whole new
can of worms because people with histories of drug and alcohol abuse
are less likely to receive the organs they need.” Kiedis’ reps deny
that he had kidney disease.

By J. Harvey
asl

  1. Mowgli

    lol you called her banana rider!

  2. james12

    get another guy.

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  3. Martiniman

    He puts the loo in loo-sah.

  4. tina

    to him????

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