News Bites: Kathy Griffin’s Mother Is Angry

January 7th, 2009 // 1 Comment

- Kathy Griffin told Jimmy Kimmel that her awesome mom is bullshit over Kathy’s hilarious (yeah, i know she stole the joke, but come on – it was hot) “knock the dicks out of your mouth” slip on NYE. Anderson Cooper is probably still kee-kee-keeing over it. That shit was funny. Not to her Moms, though. Her mom told her that she’s “shamed the family.” Her Mom just needs to drink her wine and realize the fun. And never, ever die because she told Steve Wozniak that computers sucked. HAH! Check out part two after the jump.

- Cocaine enthusiast Lily Allen says that she was hypnotized to lose weight and and stop drinking. HAS she stopped drinking? Because I recall her recently threatening to give out Katy Perry’s phone number out on the Intraweb. But she did go down two dress sizes. And pays $500 a session to be hypnotized. If this shit works, I’m dragging my fat ass to one.

- The investors in the play that rat skeeza Jeremy Piven dropped out of want him investigated to make sure he actually HAS mercury poisoning and isn’t just being a douche who missed LA. Piven dropped out of Speed-The-Plow on Broadway, just as the production was about to recoup its $3.5 million investment. He’s the answer to a not so fresh day.


- Kathy Griffin told Jimmy Kimmel that her awesome mom is bullshit over Kathy’s hilarious (yeah, i know she stole the joke, but come on – it was hot) “knock the dicks out of your mouth” slip
on NYE. Anderson Cooper is probably still kee-kee-keeing over it. That
shit was funny. Not to her Moms, though. Her mom told her that she’s
“shamed the family.” Her Mom just needs to drink her wine and realize
the fun. And never, ever die because she told Steve Wozniak that
computers sucked. HAH!- Cocaine enthusiast Lily Allen says that she was hypnotized
to lose weight and and stop drinking. HAS she stopped drinking? Because
I recall her recently threatening to give out Katy Perry’s phone number
out on the Intraweb. But she did go down two dress sizes. And pays $500
a session to be hypnotized. If this shit works, I’m dragging my fat ass
to one.- The investors in the play that rat skeeza Jeremy Piven dropped out of want him investigated to make sure he actually HAS mercury poisoning and isn’t just being a douche who missed LA. Piven dropped out of Speed-The-Plow on Broadway, just as the production was about to recoup its $3.5 million investment. He’s the answer to a not so fresh day.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Mowgli

    if what he said is true about that benjamin button movie, thats some sick shit…

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