News Bites: Janet Jackson Acting Weird

January 21st, 2009 // 4 Comments

-You how when she’s between appearances Janet Jackson goes off her diet pills and balloons up and then just has another rib removed to get back to her fighting weight? She’d doing it again. It’s like she goes and gets pregnant with food. She’s been pulling this weirdness since Control. That can’t be good for her system. Janet’s in the UK to support big sister LaToya Jackson who is appearing on Celebrity Big  Brother. What – like she’s going to visit the house and sing “Escapade” or something? In reality, she might be there for a loan. She was hanging out until 2 AM at the Mahiki nightclub with Prince Azim in London’s Mayfair section last night. And reportedly didn’t touch a drop of licka. That’s the WEIRD part. Yes, people who don’t drink are weird. How else do you cope with this sad, cold world? Janet’s career hasn’t been a smashing success lately, so maybe she could use some foreign capital.

-Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford’s divorce battle is getting hot. You know this shite was going to get ugly when they named the kid Hermes and didn’t wean him off Kelly’s boobies until he was talking.”Lily” is now claiming her estranged husband Daniel Giersch has come at her before and she has had to call the police. Twice. Giersch allegedly “cornered” her once, and she’s “intimidated” by him because he’s a kickboxer. Giersch is countering by saying that Rutherford’s shooting schedule for Gossip Girl is so heavy that she barely has time to slap Hermes off her nipples. This is going to get better and better.

-Taylor Swift is spending her seventh week at #1 with her album, Fearless. That’s pretty big for this young lady. She should tell Joe Jonas the news and then tell him to suck it in a 27-second phone call.

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-You how when she’s between appearances Janet Jackson goes off
her diet pills and balloons up and then just has another rib removed to
get back to her fighting weight? She’d doing it again. It’s like she
goes and gets pregnant with food. She’s been pulling this weirdness
since Control. That can’t be good for her system. Janet’s in the UK to support big sister LaToya Jackson who is appearing on Celebrity Big  Brother.
What – like she’s going to visit the house and sing “Escapade” or
something? In reality, she might be there for a loan. She was hanging
out until 2 AM at the Mahiki nightclub with Prince Azim in London’s
Mayfair section last night. And reportedly didn’t touch a drop of licka. That’s the WEIRD part. Yes, people who don’t drink are weird. How else do you cope with this sad, cold world? Janet’s career hasn’t been a smashing success lately, so maybe she could use some foreign capital.-Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford’s divorce battle is getting hot. You know this shite was going to get ugly when they named the kid Hermes and didn’t wean him off Kelly’s boobies until he was talking.”Lily” is now claiming her estranged husband Daniel Giersch has come at her before and she has had to call the police. Twice.
Giersch allegedly “cornered” her once, and she’s “intimidated” by him
because he’s a kickboxer. Giersch is countering by saying that
Rutherford’s shooting schedule for Gossip Girl is so heavy that she
barely has time to slap Hermes off her nipples. This is going to get
better and better.

-Taylor Swift is spending her seventh week at #1 with her album, Fearless. That’s pretty big for this young lady. She should tell Joe Jonas the news and then tell him to suck it in a 27-second phone call.

By J. Harvey
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  1. TeenaBeana

    Janet is pregnant and if a recent blind is correct, she is not on the best of terms with her troll and her lawyers are trying to keep the fact that she had a child as a teenager out of the news.

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    its funny how people seem to know everybodies business but there won. GET A FUCKIN LIFE!! ATLEAST SHE ‘S NOT SITTING BEHIND A COMPUTER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT PEOPLES LIVES. SO IN OTHER WORDS SHE HAS ONE AND U DON’T.

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