News Bites: Howard Stern Got Married

October 4th, 2008 // 2 Comments

Radio funnygargoyle Howard Stern was married last night to model Beth Ostrosky at a star-studded bash at Le Cirque restaurant. Guests included Kelly Ripa, Billy Joel, Barbara Walters, Chevy Chase, John Stamos, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Joan Rivers, and Donald and Melania Trump. Kelly Ripa’s husband Mark Consuelos, who became an ordained minister over the summer, performed the ceremony. Chevy Chase, a former enemy of Stern’s show, reportedly gave an x-rated toast. This is Howard’s second marriage.

Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castroneves pled not guilty in court on Friday to charges of tax fraud. Castroneves reportedly sobbed through the hearing. Oh dear. He was relieved of his passport, and his bond was set at $10 million. He better enter some more dance contests. He is facing trial alongside his sister and his lawyer, who were reportedly also involved in his tax evasion scheme.

Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin told Fox News that she was “annoyed” during her disastrous Katie Couric interview. “The Sarah Palin in those interviews was a little bit annoyed,” Palin said.
“It’s like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get
clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get
clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to
another subject that you believe that Americans want to hear about, you
get clobbered for that too.” YOU’RE A VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! People are going to ask you difficult questions! You’re not running for the f*cking PTA board!

Click any image in the galley for more pictures of Howard Stern’s wedding guests in NYC last night!


Radio funnygargoyle Howard Stern was married last night to model Beth Ostrosky at a star-studded bash at Le Cirque restaurant. Guests included Kelly Ripa, Billy Joel, Barbara Walters, Chevy Chase, John Stamos, Jimmy Kimmel, Sarah Silverman, Joan Rivers, and Donald and Melania Trump. Kelly Ripa’s husband Mark Consuelos,
who became an ordained minister over the summer, performed the
ceremony. Chevy Chase, a former enemy of Stern’s show, reportedly gave
an x-rated toast. This is Howard’s second marriage.Dancing with the Stars winner Helio Castroneves pled not guilty in court on Friday to charges of tax fraud.
Castroneves reportedly sobbed through the hearing. Oh dear. He was
relieved of his passport, and his bond was set at $10 million. He
better enter some more dance contests. He is facing trial alongside his
sister and his lawyer, who were reportedly also involved in his tax
evasion scheme.Vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin told Fox News that she was “annoyed” during her disastrous Katie Couric
interview. “The Sarah Palin in those interviews was a little bit
annoyed,” Palin said.
“It’s like, man, no matter what you say, you are going to get
clobbered. If you choose to answer a question, you are going to get
clobbered on the answer. If you choose to try to pivot and go to
another subject that you believe that Americans want to hear about, you
get clobbered for that too.” YOU’RE A VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE!
People are going to ask you difficult questions! You’re not running for
the f*cking PTA board!

Click any image in the galley for more pictures of Howard Stern’s wedding guests in NYC last night!

By J. Harvey
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  1. cosina

    “.YOU’RE A VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! People are going to ask you difficult questions! You’re not running for the f*cking PTA board!”

    Amen !

  2. SHAKES HEAD... WOW!

    John looks hot as usual.

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