News Bites: Gael Garcia Bernal Tener Un Niño

- Babel actor Gael Garcia Bernal is having a baby with his actress girlfriend, Dolores Fonzi. Aaaaayyyyyy! Bad joke. Bernal used to date Natalie Portman but he switched her with a girl with a better last name.

- David Beckham
will star in the closing ceremonies of the Beijing Summer Olympics in August. He will be involved in the hand-off to the next Olympic city – London in 2012. He reportedly had a lot to do with London being chosen next. I don’t really have any jokes or witty things to say about this one. David Beckham’s sorta boring once you get past the physical part.

- Leah Remini, who I actually sorta liked on King of Queens but then remember she’s a creepy Scientologist, is shopping around a talk show for herself. If she can get a freaky Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes interview, I’m there.


Babel actor Gael Garcia Bernal is having a baby with his actress girlfriend, Dolores Fonzi. Aaaaayyyyyy! Bad joke. Bernal used to date Natalie Portman but he switched her with a girl with a better last name.- David Beckham
will star in the closing ceremonies of the Beijing Summer Olympics in
August. He will be involved in the hand-off to the next Olympic city -
London in 2012. He reportedly had a lot to do with London being chosen
next. I don’t really have any jokes or witty things to say about this
one. David Beckham’s sorta boring once you get past the physical part.- Leah Remini, who I actually sorta liked on King of Queens but then remember she’s a creepy Scientologist, is shopping around a talk show for herself. If she can get a freaky Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes interview, I’m there.