News Bites: Don’t Talk During The Movie Or Else

December 27th, 2008 // 2 Comments

As a human being, I am appalled at this story. But a tiny part of me also sort of understands the impulse. You know when some assface is talking during the movie? And just won’t shut up? You stare, tell them to shut up, throw popcorn, explain that the theatre is not their living room, etc.? And then you want to just shoot them? Well, some dude did! A man in Philadelphia apparently had enough during a Christmas screening of Brad Pitt‘s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, so he turned around and shot the loudmouth asshole behind him after asking him several times to quiet down. James Joseph Cialella is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations. The only scary part (only?) is that the guy who got shot (and is apparently still alive – he was shot in the arm) was with his kid. Yikes. Hey, it was wrong….but let this be a lesson…

Dukes of Hazzard/Smallville and Nip/Tuck star John Schneider reported that the theft of his Cadillac Escalade SUV that contained his two dogs has not resulted in the dogs being returned by Christmas as he requested. Paisley, a Yorkiepoo, and Marley, a Yorkie terrier were in the car when it was stolen earlier this month. They were his kids’ dogs. “Sadly . . . No puppies came home. We all appreciate your letters of concern and good wishes,” Bo Duke said in a card to friends, and mentioned the family isn’t replacing them. Sad.

Take this one with a major salt lick. Female First is reporting that Michelle Wlliams has claimed she has seen ex-boyfriend Heath Ledger‘s ghost twice since his death in January. She allegedly told sources on the set of Shutter Island (her upcoming Martin Scorcese film) that she was “scared half to death” by the first visit. But in the second one, he reportedly apologized for not being there to help raise his daughter with Williams, Matilda. Uh huh.

Click on any image in the gallery for more pics of the poster and stills from Benjamin Button.


As a human being, I am appalled at this story. But a tiny part of me
also sort of understands the impulse. You know when some assface is
talking during the movie? And just won’t shut up? You stare, tell them
to shut up, throw popcorn, explain that the theatre is not their living
room, etc.? And then you want to just shoot them? Well, some dude did!
A man in Philadelphia apparently had enough during a Christmas
screening of Brad Pitt‘s The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, so he turned around and shot the loudmouth asshole behind him after asking him several times to quiet down. James Joseph Cialella
is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons
violations. The only scary part (only?) is that the guy who got shot
(and is apparently still alive – he was shot in the arm) was with his
kid. Yikes. Hey, it was wrong….but let this be a lesson…Dukes of Hazzard/Smallville and Nip/Tuck star John Schneider reported that the theft of his Cadillac Escalade SUV that contained his two dogs has not resulted in the dogs being returned by Christmas as he requested. Paisley, a Yorkiepoo, and Marley,
a Yorkie terrier were in the car when it was stolen earlier this month.
They were his kids’ dogs. “Sadly . . . No puppies came home. We all
appreciate your letters of concern and good wishes,” Bo Duke said in a
card to friends, and mentioned the family isn’t replacing them. Sad.Take this one with a major salt lick. Female First is reporting that Michelle Wlliams has claimed she has seen ex-boyfriend Heath Ledger‘s ghost twice since his death in January. She allegedly told sources on the set of Shutter Island (her upcoming Martin Scorcese
film) that she was “scared half to death” by the first visit. But in
the second one, he reportedly apologized for not being there to help
raise his daughter with Williams, Matilda. Uh huh.Click on any image in the gallery for more pics of the poster and stills from Benjamin Button.

By J. Harvey
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  1. Klem L Kadidilhopper

    You say it was wrong, but I want to hire the guy as an usher at our theater. Does that make me bad? Oh well, but then I believe in the death straw too. It was the invention of a friend. No jails. Every offence draws from a cup of straws. Short one is instant death. You murder someone you get to choose from 400 short, 1 long. You get a traffic ticket it’s 1 short, 400 long. And ushers who shoot to kill, grocery store clerks who can execute rude customers, shot him in the arm my butt, you pull it, someone dies. Does it make me bad?

  2. dmac

    Oh, he so scares me. Gee, what if I whizz my pants out of fear during the film? Will he shoot me, too?

    What a pussy.

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