News Bites: Courtenay Semel Is Penniless

November 5th, 2008 // 2 Comments

- The winner of quote of 2008 (“Google me, you dumb f**k!”), Courtenay Semel, has reportedly been cut off from her riches by her dad. Courtenay is the cranky, bisexual heiress who has been linked with Lindsay Lohan and Tila Tequila and is known for partying and looking like a ragged bath mat after a month of showering. Her dad Terry Semel is the former head of Yahoo! and has nixed her cash flow. “Courtenay’s dad cut her off,” a source says.  Semel “is freaking out because she doesn’t know what to do,” the source adds. Semel is reportedly scurrying about looking for a reality show to make ends meet, according to Page Six. Oh, and that quote above? She reportedly said that when she pulled a “don’t you know who I am” scene on a Vegas bouncer this past summer.

- Jurassic Park author Michael Crichton has died. The author of books such as Sphere, The Andromeda Strain, Congo, and the Jurassic Park sequel The Lost World was 66. Crichton reportedly died of cancer. He was also the creator of television’s ER.

- The New York Daily News reports that Girl Next Door and Hugh Hefner ex Holly Madison says that Hef was “high maintenance” and that she’s experiencing a sex drought. So Criss Angel is just making it look like he’s having sex with her? Well, he is an illiusionist.


The winner of quote of 2008 (“Google me, you dumb f**k!”), Courtenay Semel, has reportedly been cut off from her riches by her dad. Courtenay is the cranky, bisexual heiress who has been linked with Lindsay Lohan and Tila Tequila
and is known for partying and looking like a ragged bath mat after a
month of showering. Her dad Terry Semel is the former head of Yahoo!
and has nixed her cash flow. “Courtenay’s dad cut her off,” a source
says.  Semel “is freaking out because she doesn’t know what to do,” the
source adds. Semel is reportedly scurrying about looking for a reality
show to make ends meet, according to Page Six. Oh, and that quote above? She reportedly said that when she pulled a “don’t you know who I am” scene on a Vegas bouncer this past summer.

Jurassic Park author Michael Crichton has died. The author of books such as Sphere, The Andromeda Strain, Congo, and the Jurassic Park sequel The Lost World was 66. Crichton reportedly died of cancer. He was also the creator of television’s ER.

The New York Daily News reports that Girl Next Door and Hugh Hefner ex Holly Madison says that Hef was “high maintenance” and that she’s experiencing a sex drought. So Criss Angel is just making it look like he’s having sex with her? Well, he is an illiusionist.

By J. Harvey
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  1. hoosiermom

    Who?

  2. BK

    Kudos to dad Semel!

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