News Bites: Britney Spears Is A Murderous Stripper Lesbian

August 7th, 2008 // Leave a Comment

-Quentin Tarantino is remaking Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and wants to have Britney Spears play the pivotal role in the film. If anyone knows how to help a floundering star with a comeback, it’s Tarantino. But let’s see if she can translate her moderate small screen success onto the big one. She is looking good, though.

-Bette Midler isn’t a fan of MTV. She told the crowd at her Vegas show Showgirl Must Go On and lamented the lack of relationship between performers and their audience. The Divine Miss M said, “They don’t tell stories or take the time to make a connection, build a rapport. There’s no emotion.” Next thing you know, she’ll be expecting them to actually sing.

-The investigation into Heath Ledger‘s death has officially been closed and Mary-Kate Olsen‘s subpoena will not be enforced. Those trolls sure are slippery ones…

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-Quentin Tarantino is remaking Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! and wants to have Britney Spears
play the pivotal role in the film. If anyone knows how to help a
floundering star with a comeback, it’s Tarantino. But let’s see if she
can translate her moderate small screen success onto the big one. She is looking good, though.

-Bette Midler isn’t a fan of MTV. She told the crowd at her Vegas show Showgirl Must Go On
and lamented the lack of relationship between performers and their
audience. The Divine Miss M said, “They don’t tell stories or take the
time to make a connection, build a rapport. There’s no emotion.” Next
thing you know, she’ll be expecting them to actually sing.

-The investigation into Heath Ledger‘s death has officially been closed and Mary-Kate Olsen‘s subpoena will not be enforced. Those trolls sure are slippery ones…

By Lisa Timmons

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