News Bites: Brad Pitt’s Got Doubts

December 17th, 2008 // 6 Comments

Star’s newest cover blares about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s $200 million prenup! (!!!!) It seems that before the kids decide if they should marry or not (it’s true, they’re leaving it up to their children), Brad wants an iron-clad prenuptial agreement. Reportedly, it’s because these hoes have three divorces between them and come with an extra dash of crazy in all their dealings. A source says “he wants a prenup in place that spells out everything — their finances,
their property and who will raise their children in case something
happens.” Their growing child army is probably giving him the willies and he wants to be able to bail without security before his ass is running Jonestown.

Buzznet says that the whole story about Gym Class Hero Travis McCoy proposing to Katy Perry with a spit-soaked ring in Paris is a fallacy. “Not true,” say reps for Miss Perry. Hey, the New York Daily news started it. The bit about the mouth ring grossness was a solid touch, though.

Britney Spears is currently exploring Japan as she promotes her Circus and loving their tiny cars. Teeny weeny cars! “I love Japan!” she said in a message on her website. She also took in some fish at a Japanese restaurant, and visited the world’s oldest Buddhist temple which she proclaimed to be “beautiful.” One senses that she doesn’t have one girlfriend on this tour at all to pal around with. We’re not saying to bring Adnan or Lutfi back, but maybe Ali Simms? Brit Brit needs a girl pal! They can keep it sober! Right? Yeah. Oh.


Star’s newest cover blares about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie‘s $200 million prenup! (!!!!) It seems that before the kids decide if they should marry or not (it’s true, they’re leaving it up to their children),
Brad wants an iron-clad prenuptial agreement. Reportedly, it’s because
these hoes have three divorces between them and come with an extra dash
of crazy in all their dealings. A source says “he wants a prenup in
place that spells out everything — their finances,
their property and who will raise their children in case something
happens.” Their growing child army is probably giving him the willies
and he wants to be able to bail without security before his ass is
running Jonestown.Buzznet says that the whole story about Gym Class Hero Travis McCoy proposing
to Katy Perry with a spit-soaked ring in Paris is a fallacy. “Not
true,” say reps for Miss Perry. Hey, the New York Daily news started
it. The bit about the mouth ring grossness was a solid touch, though.Britney Spears is currently exploring Japan as she promotes her Circus
and loving their tiny cars. Teeny weeny cars! “I love Japan!” she said
in a message on her website. She also took in some fish at a Japanese
restaurant, and visited the world’s oldest Buddhist temple which she
proclaimed to be “beautiful.” One senses that she doesn’t have one
girlfriend on this tour at all to pal around with. We’re not saying to
bring Adnan or Lutfi back, but maybe Ali Simms? Brit Brit needs a girl pal! They can keep it sober! Right? Yeah. Oh.

By J. Harvey
  1. james12

    they should get married soon..i guess..

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  2. Snow Pie

    Say good-bye to your money, Brad.

    She’s got you over a barrel.

    She probably consults with her father, “Do x, y and z and you’ll get half or more.”

    You’ll never win. Snakes are snakes they don’t change their stripes. She’s steals fiances, husbands and sperm. What else would you expect from her? The tattoo symbols were a beacon flashing warnings to you, but you wanted children badly and that’s how the devil wins – by knowing your weakness.

  3. Snow Pie

    A tattoo of the anti-Christ; a cross that begins on the vagina. No Virgin Mary here. You wanted wild, you got it, baby.

    A dragon; snakelike in its pose. A snake that fights like a dragon. Look out in court.

    Knife throwing? Oh my. Perhaps that’s just rumour though. I suppose love and dodging knives goes hand in hand though. Not!

    It seems that all signs point to her mother possibly being a Jew and perhaps that is the real cause of the divorce. A difference in belief about how one respects the rights of others. The adoption seem to signify a need to reflect caring about others’ well-being when, in fact, history has proven otherwise. Someone seems to have gone to great lengths to prove that they are generous and healthy for others when, in fact, they’ve proven even to themselves to be selfish and cold and ruthless toward others. The pretense at selflessness was needed in order to attract a man who belonged to another but who had acquired significant wealth that was coveted along with fame.

    Yep, marriage seems to be the next step toward acquiring peace and harmony.

    You’ve been snowed.

  4. Snow Pie

    She may have had a very simple plan that she came up with based on reading what someone else had written online in chatroom.

    That plan goes something like this: adopt a child despite the wishes of whomever I’m currently with, go after BP, ditch the man I’m now with when I’m sure I can seduce BP and get pregnant by him.

    1, 2, 3, slamdunk.

  5. Snow Pie

    4) say I’m French and Indian
    5) say I haven’t had sex in a year pretending to be chaste and discriminatory
    6) act like children matter more to me than money

    BINGO!

  6. jane

    I wish these two would go away already. I can’t stand them. Either of them. They are phoney ass pieces of poo that manipulate the public in to thinking they are do gooders with their press machines. Go away. Go away. Go away!!!!

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