News Bites: Brad Pitt’s Got Doubts

Star’s newest cover blares about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s $200 million prenup! (!!!!) It seems that before the kids decide if they should marry or not (it’s true, they’re leaving it up to their children), Brad wants an iron-clad prenuptial agreement. Reportedly, it’s because these hoes have three divorces between them and come with an extra dash of crazy in all their dealings. A source says “he wants a prenup in place that spells out everything — their finances,
their property and who will raise their children in case something
happens.” Their growing child army is probably giving him the willies and he wants to be able to bail without security before his ass is running Jonestown.

Buzznet says that the whole story about Gym Class Hero Travis McCoy proposing to Katy Perry with a spit-soaked ring in Paris is a fallacy. “Not true,” say reps for Miss Perry. Hey, the New York Daily news started it. The bit about the mouth ring grossness was a solid touch, though.

Britney Spears is currently exploring Japan as she promotes her Circus and loving their tiny cars. Teeny weeny cars! “I love Japan!” she said in a message on her website. She also took in some fish at a Japanese restaurant, and visited the world’s oldest Buddhist temple which she proclaimed to be “beautiful.” One senses that she doesn’t have one girlfriend on this tour at all to pal around with. We’re not saying to bring Adnan or Lutfi back, but maybe Ali Simms? Brit Brit needs a girl pal! They can keep it sober! Right? Yeah. Oh.


Star’s newest cover blares about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s $200 million prenup! (!!!!) It seems that before the kids decide if they should marry or not (it’s true, they’re leaving it up to their children),
Brad wants an iron-clad prenuptial agreement. Reportedly, it’s because
these hoes have three divorces between them and come with an extra dash
of crazy in all their dealings. A source says “he wants a prenup in
place that spells out everything — their finances,
their property and who will raise their children in case something
happens.” Their growing child army is probably giving him the willies
and he wants to be able to bail without security before his ass is
running Jonestown.Buzznet says that the whole story about Gym Class Hero Travis McCoy proposing
to Katy Perry with a spit-soaked ring in Paris is a fallacy. “Not
true,” say reps for Miss Perry. Hey, the New York Daily news started
it. The bit about the mouth ring grossness was a solid touch, though.Britney Spears is currently exploring Japan as she promotes her Circus
and loving their tiny cars. Teeny weeny cars! “I love Japan!” she said
in a message on her website. She also took in some fish at a Japanese
restaurant, and visited the world’s oldest Buddhist temple which she
proclaimed to be “beautiful.” One senses that she doesn’t have one
girlfriend on this tour at all to pal around with. We’re not saying to
bring Adnan or Lutfi back, but maybe Ali Simms? Brit Brit needs a girl pal! They can keep it sober! Right? Yeah. Oh.