News Bites: Blushing Brides

August 19th, 2008 // 3 Comments

-New wives Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi make the cover of the latest issue of People magazine, which says the couple dined on vegan red velvet cake, exchanged Neil Lane rings and enjoyed an all-vegan reception.

Ellen says of wife Portia, “She’s officially off the market. No one else gets her. And now she’ll cook and clean for me.” Wait a minute, you can make them do that? Maybe I need a wife…

-90210 screeners are not going to be given to critics before the September 2 launch of the series arousing suspicions that the show might supremely suck, despite having Shannen Doherty added in the mix.

-Brad Pitt is joining the celebrity eco-friendly bath product bandwagon by working with Kiehl’s to create an environmentally-sound body wash to help raise money for green charities. Rather than simply acting as a spokesperson, he’s reportedly a partner and will be helping design the product. I bet I know one customer who won’t be buying

-New wives Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi make the cover of the latest issue of People magazine, which says the couple dined on vegan red velvet cake, exchanged Neil Lane rings and enjoyed an all-vegan reception.

Ellen says of wife Portia, “She’s officially off the market. No one
else gets her. And now she’ll cook and clean for me.” Wait a minute,
you can make them do that? Maybe I need a wife…

-90210 screeners are not going to be given to critics before the September 2 launch of the series arousing suspicions that the show might supremely suck, despite having Shannen Doherty added in the mix.

-Brad Pitt is joining the celebrity eco-friendly bath product bandwagon
by working with Kiehl’s to create an environmentally-sound body wash to
help raise money for green charities. Rather than simply acting as a
spokesperson, he’s reportedly a partner and will be helping design the
product. I bet I know one customer who won’t be buying

By Lisa Timmons
asl

  1. tina

    now this is strange, not Haidi and Spencer.

  2. 2 Old 4 This

    Portia looked gorgeous in that dress

  3. tony the tiger

    portia looked really red faced for the entire duration of the wedding. she must have gone muff licking before the ceremony and ellen is scratchy down there. believe me i know from experience.

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