News Bites: Angelina Jolie Unable To Get Pregnant Again?

December 30th, 2008 // 1 Comment

OK! is reporting that Angelina Jolie is being told by medical professionals that she should hold off on having another biological child due to complications with the birth of twins Vivienne and Knox. “Her previous pregnancies ended with emergency caesarian secions,” a source says. “She’s been told that, at the least, she should not get pregnant for a
year after her last deliver, and it would be safer if she did not get
pregnant, ever.” Jolie reportedly faces the risk of “having a stroke or heart attack, and because she developed gestational
diabetes, there is a high risk she’ll have it again, with the child
being at risk for diabetes.” Yikes. No joke, that sucks for someone like her who’s into umpteen babies.

Pot fiend Woody Harrelson married longtime smoke friend Laura Louie in a ceremony on Maui on Sunday. Guests included Owen Wilson, Willie Nelson, Sean Penn, and Alanis Morissette who sang at the ceremony. The couple has three daughters. You can’t tell me that the wedding favors weren’t one-hitter pipes.

Eliza Dushku, a hometown girl who will always be close to my heart for being kickass slayer Faith from Buffy, reportedly dumped huge millionaire Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane for LA club impresario Brent Bolthouse. Dusku was here in Boston over the holidays, up in Estate in the VIP section with Brent and her family and friends. Let me tell ya something – Estate is cheesy-wheezy so Eliza must be “damn yo, my town needs a better nightlife.” She should start a movement. Everything closes at 2! 

OK! is reporting that Angelina Jolie
is being told by medical professionals that she should hold off on
having another biological child due to complications with the birth of
twins Vivienne and Knox. “Her previous pregnancies ended with
emergency caesarian secions,” a source says. “She’s been told that, at
the least, she should not get pregnant for a
year after her last deliver, and it would be safer if she did not get
pregnant, ever.” Jolie reportedly faces the risk of “having a stroke or
heart attack, and because she developed gestational
diabetes, there is a high risk she’ll have it again, with the child
being at risk for diabetes.” Yikes. No joke, that sucks for someone
like her who’s into umpteen babies.Pot fiend Woody Harrelson married longtime smoke friend Laura Louie in a ceremony on Maui on Sunday. Guests included Owen Wilson, Willie Nelson, Sean Penn, and Alanis Morissette who sang at the ceremony. The couple has three daughters. You can’t tell me that the wedding favors weren’t one-hitter pipes.Eliza Dushku, a hometown girl who will always be close to my heart for being kickass slayer Faith from Buffy, reportedly dumped huge millionaire Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane for LA club impresario Brent Bolthouse. Dusku was here in Boston over the holidays, up in Estate in the VIP section with Brent and her family and friends.
Let me tell ya something – Estate is cheesy-wheezy so Eliza must be
“damn yo, my town needs a better nightlife.” She should start a
movement. Everything closes at 2! 

By J. Harvey
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  1. Stickler

    And the T shuts down at midnight! Not very friendly to those who want to get trashed and get home without driving! Then again, there is no where to park a friggin’ car in Boston, so I suppose that doesn’t matter. But still!

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