News Bites: Amy Winehouse, Now With Top!

December 26th, 2008 // 1 Comment

-Here’s Amy Winehouse hearing the world’s screams for her to clothe her drug bags, and alighting on a boat for some fun crack-smoking out on the high seas in St. Lucia. Imagine Winehouse doing the Kate Winslet on the prow of the boat, feeling the wind in her trackmarks and the setting sun illuminating her k-hole!

-Jennifer Aniston
spent Christmas Eve dinner with Courtney Cox, husband David Arquette and daughter Coco Arquette at Mastro’s Steakhouse in LA. “Jen and Courteney chatted non-stop,” a source said. “Jen was also very sweet to Coco and the two giggled together.” Aniston’s manfriend John Mayer was reportedly on the East Coast, because you know that bitch usurps the dinner conversation.

-Apparently Matthew McConaughey‘s baby mama Camila Alves is a lazy bitch because she knows she already opened her Wonka bar and found the golden, weed-smoking, bongo playing golden ticket. Alves is a handbag designer and reportedly stores can’t seem to sell her bags because she’s not doing anything to promote them as other “celebrities” do to sell their wares. “We ordered $60,000 worth of merchandise from Camila in August,”says a source at famed LA boutique Kitson. “Four months later, we still have over half our
order.”


-Here’s Amy Winehouse hearing the world’s screams for her to clothe her drug bags,
and alighting on a boat for some fun crack-smoking out on the high seas
in St. Lucia. Imagine Winehouse doing the Kate Winslet on the prow of
the boat, feeling the wind in her trackmarks and the setting sun
illuminating her k-hole!-Jennifer Aniston spent Christmas Eve dinner with Courtney Cox, husband David Arquette and daughter Coco Arquette
at Mastro’s Steakhouse in LA. “Jen and Courteney chatted non-stop,” a
source said. “Jen was also very sweet to Coco and the two giggled
together.” Aniston’s manfriend John Mayer was reportedly on the East Coast, because you know that bitch usurps the dinner conversation.-Apparently Matthew McConaughey‘s baby mama Camila Alves
is a lazy bitch because she knows she already opened her Wonka bar and
found the golden, weed-smoking, bongo playing golden ticket. Alves is a
handbag designer and reportedly stores can’t seem to sell her bags
because she’s not doing anything to promote them
as other “celebrities” do to sell their wares. “We ordered $60,000
worth of merchandise from Camila in August,”says a source at famed LA
boutique Kitson. “Four months later, we still have over half our
order.”

By J. Harvey
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  1. Nicky

    At least she’s kind of covered up this time.

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