News Bites: Britney Spears Will Celebrate Her Birthday By Dancing In The Streets

October 22nd, 2008 // Leave a Comment

-Good Morning America is running promos advertising “the concert event of the year” starring none other than the newly sane Britney Spears!
And it will be held on her birthday! Check the video. Britney blows out the candles on a paper mache birthday cake, dutifully reads ome cue cards and looks perky and just a teensy
bit high. Well, she’s gotta be taking SOMETHING to reign her less-crazy ass in. The show isn’t until December 2nd, but go sleep out on the street now on warm grate or something. It will be worth every abscess.

-How I Met Your Mother‘s (and more importantly – Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s) Alyson Hannigan is pregnant with her first baby! Hannigan is married to another Buffy/Angel alum, Alexis Denisof and she’s due in the spring. I am so happy for her. She’s Willow. She was the most adorable, perky, quirky dyke Wiccan ever. And she even tried to destroy the world! Then she went on to that lame show with hot Neil Patrick Harris. His body was probably why. Congrats, Willow!

-Are any of you Grey’s Anatomy fans? Yeah, me neither. From what I hear – T.R. Knight‘s pocket gay hotness doesn’t run around in a jock at all so what’s the use? Anyway, lead hoe Patrick Dempsey says that his “McDreamy” character might tie the knot with that plain girl this season. “There may be [wedding bells in the future]. I don’t think it will be a typical marriage. Rumor has it something might be happening,” he said. “I think they have to. It’s time for them to get together!” And it’s time for me to never, ever, watch this boring ass show.

Click any image in the gallery for more pics of Britney Spears!

-Good Morning America is running promos advertising “the concert event of the year” starring none other than the newly sane Britney Spears! And it will be held on her birthday! Check the video. Britney blows out the candles on a paper mache birthday cake, dutifully reads ome cue cards and looks perky and just a teensy
bit high. Well, she’s gotta be taking SOMETHING to reign her less-crazy ass in. The show isn’t until December 2nd, but go sleep out on the street now on warm grate or something. It will be worth every abscess.-How I Met Your Mother‘s (and more importantly – Buffy the Vampire Slayer‘s) Alyson Hannigan is pregnant with her first baby! Hannigan is married to another Buffy/Angel alum, Alexis Denisof and she’s due in the spring. I am so happy for her. She’s Willow. She
was the most adorable, perky, quirky dyke Wiccan ever. And she even tried to destroy the world! Then she went on to that lame show with hot Neil Patrick Harris. His body was probably why. Congrats, Willow!-Are any of you Grey’s Anatomy fans? Yeah, me neither. From what I hear – T.R. Knight‘s pocket gay hotness doesn’t run around in a jock at all so what’s the use? Anyway, lead hoe Patrick Dempsey says that his “McDreamy” character might tie the knot with that plain girl
this season. “There may be [wedding bells in the future]. I don’t think it will be a typical marriage. Rumor has it something might be happening,” he said. “I think they have to. It’s time for them to get together!” And it’s time for me to never, ever, watch this boring ass
show.
Click any image in the gallery for more pics of Britney Spears!

By J. Harvey

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