News Bites: Diddy Almost Got His Head Blown Off

August 24th, 2008 // 1 Comment

The LAPD still has the willies over black guys. Early this morning in LA, Diddy and his huge entourage were in a big motorcade and one of the cars got pulled over by cops for not having the proper tags. The driver had to be detained because he popped off to the cops. Diddy and the rest of his crew-run-run rolled up to see what the issue was and one of the police officers drew his weapon. DAMN. Anyway, it all blew over. The driver was released and there wasn’t even a ticket issued. Though, hopefully helicopter ho pilot Diddy made wee-wee in his Sean Jeans. I would have.

Way better at being her than Tyra Banks Michelle Obama exclaimed “Good!” when her husband, presidential candidate Barack Obama, told her he had selected Delaware senator Joe Biden as his vice-presidential running mate. Michelle was able to hug up on Biden’s wife Jill at a Springfield, Illinois rally this weekend. Jill doesn’t seem to have any skeletons in the closet, and she’s WAY less scary than John McCain‘s creepy wife. Dems for the win!

Cheap mascara purchaser Lauren Conrad makes more money per episode than the rest of The Hills cast. She makes $75,000 as opposed to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt‘s $65,000 per episode and Audrina Patridge‘s sad $35,000. Why? Conrad reportedly has it in her contract that no one on the show can make more than her. Evil slut. Ok, smart evil slut.

Click on any image in the gallery for more photos of the lucky-to-be-alive Diddy!


The LAPD still has the willies over black guys. Early this morning in LA, Diddy
and his huge entourage were in a big motorcade and one of the cars got
pulled over by cops for not having the proper tags. The driver had to
be detained because he popped off to the cops. Diddy and the rest of
his crew-run-run rolled up to see what the issue was and one of the
police officers drew his weapon. DAMN. Anyway, it all blew over. The
driver was released and there wasn’t even a ticket issued. Though,
hopefully helicopter ho pilot Diddy made wee-wee in his Sean Jeans. I would have.Way better at being her than Tyra Banks Michelle Obama exclaimed “Good!” when her husband, presidential candidate Barack Obama, told her he had selected Delaware senator Joe Biden as his vice-presidential running mate. Michelle was able to hug up on Biden’s wife Jill
at a Springfield, Illinois rally this weekend. Jill doesn’t seem to
have any skeletons in the closet, and she’s WAY less scary than John McCain‘s creepy wife. Dems for the win!Cheap mascara purchaser Lauren Conrad makes more money per episode than the rest of The Hills cast. She makes $75,000 as opposed to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt‘s $65,000 per episode and Audrina Patridge‘s
sad $35,000. Why? Conrad reportedly has it in her contract that no one
on the show can make more than her. Evil slut. Ok, smart evil slut.

Click on any image in the gallery for more photos of the lucky-to-be-alive Diddy!

By J. Harvey
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  1. Ja'niece

    What’s with the Big Gay Al limp wrist? Will Sean John Puffy Diddy Daddy come out of the closet in 08?

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