News Bites: Barack Obama Has Chosen His Mate

No, he’s keeping Michelle. I meant his running mate! Presidential candidate and Scarlett Johansson penpal Barack Obama has chosen Delaware senator Joe Biden is now in the running to be our next vice-president. The announcement was made via 3 AM text message. Politics via Gossip Girl!

Sorta gay comedic actor Chris Kattan has finalized his separation from his wife of two months, Sunshine Tutt. He should have kept her for that hot name alone. At least he’s free now to score dudes. Or goats. Or whatever it is he’s into. I can’t tell. You?

Remember how Donald Trump said he was going to prevent Ed McMahon from losing his house? Yeah, it was all just words! Filthy lies, really! Another buyer purchased Ed’s house and saved it from foreclosure. Trump is a damn liar! With a bad skypiece on his head!

Click any photos in the gallery for more pictures of Senator Joe Biden.


No, he’s keeping Michelle. I meant his running mate! Presidential candidate and Scarlett Johansson penpal Barack Obama has chosen Delaware senator Joe Biden is now in the running to be our next vice-president. The announcement was made via 3 AM text message. Politics via Gossip Girl!Sorta gay comedic actor Chris Kattan has finalized his separation from his wife of two months, Sunshine Tutt.
He should have kept her for that hot name alone. At least he’s free now
to score dudes. Or goats. Or whatever it is he’s into. I can’t tell.
You?Remember how Donald Trump said he was going to prevent Ed McMahon
from losing his house? Yeah, it was all just words! Filthy lies,
really! Another buyer purchased Ed’s house and saved it from
foreclosure. Trump is a damn liar! With a bad skypiece on his head!

Click any photos in the gallery for more pictures of Senator Joe Biden.