News Bites: Gisele Bundchen Likes Her Legs. A Lot.

August 22nd, 2008 // Leave a Comment

- Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is aware of her gams. She wants you to be aware of them, too. It’s summer, so it’s time for denim cut-offs and short skirts to tantalize and tease. I’d say Tom Brady‘s a lucky man but looking at these photos makes me feel like I do when I’m at a Superbowl party and I don’t understand what’s going-on exactly. And at least those have food.

- Avril Lavigne‘s Malaysian concert will still go on, despite government authorities having a problem with the sexual content. Sexual content? She’s a snarly troll in baggy capris. That’s their idea of sexually daring? Is ANYONE getting laid over there?

- Zac Efron is starring in a flick called Me and Orson Welles. He plays some kid who convinces Mr. Welles to cast him in his production of Julius Casear. A kid who wears tweed. Who greenlit that? I’d rather see a movie where Zac plays a twink trying to stave off Tom Cruise’s advances. Like in real life.


- Supermodel Gisele Bundchen is aware of her gams.
She wants you to be aware of them, too. It’s summer, so it’s time for
denim cut-offs and short skirts to tantalize and tease. I’d say Tom Brady‘s
a lucky man but looking at these photos makes me feel like I do when
I’m at a Superbowl party and I don’t understand what’s going-on
exactly. And at least those have food.- Avril Lavigne‘s Malaysian concert will still go on, despite government authorities having a problem with the sexual content. Sexual content? She’s a snarly troll in baggy capris. That’s their idea of sexually daring? Is ANYONE getting laid over there?- Zac Efron is starring in a flick called Me and Orson Welles. He plays some kid who convinces Mr. Welles to cast him in his production of Julius Casear. A kid who wears tweed. Who greenlit that? I’d rather see a movie where Zac plays a twink trying to stave off Tom Cruise’s advances. Like in real life.

By J. Harvey

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