NEWS ALERT – PARIS HILTON INJURED AFTER BEING THROWN FROM HORSE

March 19th, 2004 // 4 Comments

(This shot was taken just prior to the accident. Apparently, Paris’ cousin Beirut (pictured to the right), is about to smack some sense into Paris).

Poor dear.

Paris was thrown from a horse while filming her “reality” show “The Simple Life 2.” She was airlifted from some remote location (typically known as a town to the common folk) in Florida to a hospital in Tampa. Luckily Nicole Richie was able to accompany Paris to the hospital, so she could give Paris no moral support whatsoever.

The poor thing should stop riding things with big dicks, they only seem to get her in trouble.

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. I know I shouldn’t be laughing … but the big dick comment made me.

  2. Mark

    We can only hope she landed on her head so she caused no damage to anything vital.

  3. She suffered only minor injuries, so we can allow ourselves a laugh.

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