New Disgusting Details Emerge About Joaquin Phoenix Mockumentary

May 10th, 2010 // 1 Comment

While a bidding war rages on for Casey Affleck‘s mockumentary I’m Still Here: The Lost Year of Joaquin Phoenix,” it looks as though some honestly disturbing facts are coming out about the wacky film. If you’re eating right now, maybe you should stop….

The movie not only depicts its star snorting cocaine, getting hookers and having oral sex with a publicist but includes a revolting scene in which an enemy of Phoenix craps on his chest while he’s sleeping. Gross! Yes, that is called a Cleveland Steamroller. I’m horrified that Joaquin has now taught us all what that term means. The actor is pictured at the premiere of Two Lovers February 11 last year when he was in the midst of filming the disgusting doc (and simultaneously ruining the promotion for what was actually a good film).

All I know is, count me out of this gross-out fest. This new cleaned up image isn’t fooling me!

By Lola Robertson

  1. t-man

    was this a guest column from my yenta?
    “that jackaline pheonix man from the gladiator picture needs to shave his face. he looks like the man who stole uncle wally’s wheelchair in spain.”

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