New ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Cast Is Pathetic!

ABC surely is getting some pitiful folks to be on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Granted, there are some that I think will be halfway interesting but some are so…well, I thought they were dead.

Let’s go from maybe most famous to least famous:

* Florence Henderson – you know, Mrs. Brady herself!
* David Hasselhoff - need we say more?
* Brandy – our obligatory pop singer
* Michael Bolton – our weird, old crooner
* Margaret Cho – who I think will be the most hilarious guest
* Rick FoxVanessa Williams’ ex husband, Eliza Dushku’s new squeeze and former sports star
* Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino – does this ensure him more tail in the future?
* Jennifer Grey – yep, the girl from Dirty Dancing
* Kurt Warner – some retired NFL quarterback
* Bristol Palin – yep, that baby mamma
* Audrina Patridge – snooze
* Kyle Massey – who? Oh, he was on That’s So Raven? Still…who?

Here are some folks who were rumored to be appearing but just didn’t happen: Kirstie Alley (oh that would have been a dream!), World Cup star Landon Donovan, and former Bachelorette Ali Fedotowsky!

I’ve never once watched this show and I’m not sure with this cast that I’m enticed to in the future.