ABC surely is getting some pitiful folks to be on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. Granted, there are some that I think will be halfway interesting but some are so…well, I thought they were dead.
Let’s go from maybe most famous to least famous:
* Florence Henderson – you know, Mrs. Brady herself!
* David Hasselhoff - need we say more?
* Brandy – our obligatory pop singer
* Michael Bolton – our weird, old crooner
* Margaret Cho – who I think will be the most hilarious guest
* Rick Fox – Vanessa Williams‘ ex husband, Eliza Dushku‘s new squeeze and former sports star
* Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino – does this ensure him more tail in the future?
* Jennifer Grey – yep, the girl from Dirty Dancing
* Kurt Warner – some retired NFL quarterback
* Bristol Palin – yep, that baby mamma
* Audrina Patridge – snooze
* Kyle Massey – who? Oh, he was on That’s So Raven? Still…who?
I’ve never once watched this show and I’m not sure with this cast that I’m enticed to in the future.