New Book Alleges John John Was Busy: Madonna, Trannies, Guys And Hookers

June 11th, 2007 // 6 Comments


Damn! This is the kind of allegation that would make your grandma throw her purse at you if you repeated it. No one likes to hear the Kennedy’s slagged. A new book by Rob Littell, a “close pal” who attended Brown University with JFK Jr., alleges that John John would probably have put his penis in a microwave-warmed melon if it was handy. Before we get death threats, we’re only reporting on what this dude wrote in his book. He claims John didn’t consummate with Madonna because of lack of protection and had flings with trannies, guys and hookers. Supposedly, he met up with Madonna in a hotel motel Holiday Inn in 1988.

“They were working their way around the bases, and as they rounded third and headed for home, she asked him if he had any protection. He didn’t, so now they began discussing how they were going to get a hold of a prophylactic,” Littell tells the author.

“She was still legally married to Sean Penn, and he had a steady girlfriend . . . They were afraid of being busted. They couldn’t very well just meander into a pharmacy and ask for a pack of Trojans. They were too well known . . . To John’s great chagrin, the relationship was never completed.”

Fame can be a cock-blocker. And Madonna’s just the tip of the iceberg. Keep reading.

Littell also has an interview with famous trannie Holly Woodlawn, who says John was all up in her business at 54. He was old enough to get into 54?

“I know he was attracted to me because when we danced he played with my a – - and stuff. He kissed me on the dance floor, and I kissed him back.”

I’ve seen photos of Ms. Woodlawn and keep in mind that even the furniture was made of coke in that place. Another acquaintance, a French physical therapist named Jean Christian Massard, told the author that John had several affairs with men in the late 80′s. And hooker April Showers (brilliant name and probably into water sports) says he got with her when Darryl Hannah wasn’t around, tipped well, and asked her not to pop out of the woodwork when he ran for president. Here’s my estimation of what’s true in this dude’s book -

Madonna – probably true, they dated briefly from what I’ve read and heard.
trannie Holly Woodlawn – sounds like a harmless flirtation and Ms. Woodlawn’s tucked area got all heated
John John with guys – a French physical therapist “acquaintance” told you this? LIES!
hooker April Showers – well, he WAS called John John.

By J. Harvey

  1. nanc'

    Like ‘most everyone else, I was a fan of J.Jr BUT allegations of his being a man-ho should come as no surprise to anyone…he was a male Kennedy. Also, he and I were the same age and everyone who was in their 20s during the ’80s was gettin’ plenty. Regardless, it’s a shame that he checked-out (and took the girls with him) at such a young age.

  2. anon

    That’s just horrible. Even if it’s all true, it doesn’t need to be told. Sounds like Mr. Littell just wanted to make a few bucks. Let the poor man’s soul rest in peace!

  3. amle

    I thought John John was a one sexy loser, but think this is a load of crap.

  4. pizda

    never found him to be that hot

  5. jo durtz

    Nothing like trying to make a quick buck off of a guy who can’t defend himself. This moron should climb back under the rock from which he came!

  6. jo durtz

    Nothing like trying to make a quick buck off of a guy who can’t defend himself. This moron should climb back under the rock from which he came!

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