New ‘Dallas’ Promo Promises Sex, Shirtlessness And…Suds? [PHOTOS]

'The Inbetweeners'
Jesse Metcalfe at the premiere.
Dallas premieres June 13th at 9/8 central on TNT, a “continuation” of the original CBS series that ran from 1978-1991 which posed the age-old question: “Who shot J.R.?”

Larry Hagman, Patrick Duffy and Linda Grey add weight to the fluff-fluff cast of the new series, starring Jordana Brewster, Jesse Metcalfe, Brenda Strong, Julie Gonzalo and Josh Henderson.

 The newest teaser, according to TVLine, features the cast in a shower with the tag line “They’re back.  And no, you’re not dreaming,” a nod to the original’s eighth season, which was an extended dream sequence.  When the 9th season premiered, Pam (Victoria Principal) found Bobby alive and kickin’ in the shower.

I cannot take Henderson seriously in this ad.  Remember when he was on The Ashlee Simpson Show?