Keanu Reeves crashed into a paparazzo . I know they’re annoying, but you can’t kill ‘em. Lohan is not a role model.
According to the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department, “Mr. Reeves pulled out of a parking space, parallel to the curb, and grazed a paparazzo” with his 1996 Porsche, around 8:45 PM Monday night in Rancho Palos Verdes.
The Sheriff’s Dept. claims that the man then, “fell to the ground,” and “paramedics were summoned.” The photog was transported by ambulance to a local hospital, where he was treated for unknown injuries. Reeves was not injured during the accident.
Oh, the humanity. I love when litigious idiots throw themselves prostrate across the hoods of celebrity cars. Their acting skills are better than those of the people they’re stalking. I’m gonna try and take some local Boston celebrites photo and then hurl myself in the path of his car and sue. Watch out, Jason Varitek! Jesus, it’s sad that celebrities in Boston usually only translates to “player for the Red Sox”.