Nearly Nude David Beckham Covers Crotch With Emporio Armani

Knowing exactly where his strengths lie, David Beckham flexes his modeling muscles in this most recent Emporio Armani ad, one of a series that features the hard-bodied soccer star in his teensy skivvies. Not that we’re complaining, but goddamn, there’s not a whole lot to the wares he’s selling.

In fact, he may have us so dickma…er, HYPNOtized that we don’t notice he’s not wearing anything at all. Is this a case of the Emporio’s new clothes? Who cares? As long as he keeps stripping.


Knowing exactly where his strengths lie, David Beckham flexes his modeling muscles in this most recent Emporio Armani ad, one of a series that features the hard-bodied soccer star in his teensy skivvies. Not that we’re complaining, but goddamn, there’s not a whole lot to the wares he’s selling.

In fact, he may have us so dickma…er, HYPNOtized
that we don’t notice he’s not wearing anything at all. Is this a case
of the Emporio’s new clothes? Who cares? As long as he keeps stripping.