Nearly Nude David Beckham Covers Crotch With Emporio Armani

January 29th, 2009 // 11 Comments

Knowing exactly where his strengths lie, David Beckham flexes his modeling muscles in this most recent Emporio Armani ad, one of a series that features the hard-bodied soccer star in his teensy skivvies. Not that we’re complaining, but goddamn, there’s not a whole lot to the wares he’s selling.

In fact, he may have us so dickma…er, HYPNOtized that we don’t notice he’s not wearing anything at all. Is this a case of the Emporio’s new clothes? Who cares? As long as he keeps stripping.


Knowing exactly where his strengths lie, David Beckham flexes his modeling muscles in this most recent Emporio Armani ad, one of a series that features the hard-bodied soccer star in his teensy skivvies. Not that we’re complaining, but goddamn, there’s not a whole lot to the wares he’s selling.

In fact, he may have us so dickma…er, HYPNOtized
that we don’t notice he’s not wearing anything at all. Is this a case
of the Emporio’s new clothes? Who cares? As long as he keeps stripping.

By Lisa Timmons
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  1. stolidog

    um, guys at armani, i’d like a better butt shot next time. Ok, thanks.

  2. adrian

    That david beckham is really hot!!!!!!

  3. Cheesy

    I just love his underwear shots. Keep them coming!

  4. CITIZENS ARREST CONGRESS KIKES

    He’s so hot. I was just inspired to write a script for him.

    Here’s how the story goes:

    Act 1 – I lick him all over
    Act 2 – I lick him all over
    Act 3 – I lick him all over

    The end

  5. CITIZENS ARREST CONGRESS KIKES

    He inspires me so much. I just thought of another movie idea that he can be in.

    It goes basically like this:

    Act 1 – He walks around naked
    Act 2 – He walks around naked
    Act 3 – He walks around naked

    The end

  6. hk

    Wait so he shaves his happy trail between shots?!

  7. Sean

    that doesn’t look like a tractor exhaust to me.

  8. Jon

    If you call that “nearly nude” than obviously you haven’t been underwear shopping lately. I’d say the photos are tame if anything.

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    TapLRN comment3 ,

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    I want to say – thank you for this!

  11. mark

    david beckham!please,please,pleasex10000
    fuck me.please!

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