Natalie Portman Likes The Sex

November 26th, 2008 // 7 Comments

Apparently, celibacy is an impossible pursuit for actress Natalie Portman. According to gossipsauce.com, playwright John Patrick Shanley spilled the beans on why Portman ultimately wasn’t cast in the film adaptation of his play Doubt.

“Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

Habit-loving Amy Adams was eventually cast in the role and as for Natalie, we hear ya on that. Preaching to the choir here.

Click any photo to view all 30+ photos of Natalie Portman on the set of Love and Other Impossible Pursuits in the gallery!


Apparently, celibacy is an impossible pursuit for actress Natalie Portman. According to gossipsauce.com, playwright John Patrick Shanley spilled the beans on why Portman ultimately wasn’t cast in the film adaptation of his play Doubt.

“Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but
kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what
the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

Habit-loving Amy Adams was eventually cast in the role and as for Natalie, we hear ya on that. Preaching to the choir here.View all 30+ photos of Natalie Portman on the set of Love and Other Impossible Pursuits in the gallery!

By Lisa Timmons
  1. SARKOZY STARTS RACE WARS

    The Torah praises sexual deviancy and perversion. Jewish fathers could rape, kill and cannibalize their children if they wanted to. If the child refused the Toranic manual of Satanic worship as a “religion” then the father could resort to terrorist tactics to force the child into submission to the male.

    Since the founding of Hollywood by Jews who stole Anglo filmmakers’ films, Jew-dominated Hollywood has been run by Jews who’ve raped Anglo women in the true Jewish spirit enjoying the false feelings of superiority it gave perverted Jewish men.

  2. Geez

    Wow, someone’s got ISSUES!!!!!

  3. Eyes Roll

    And it isn’t Natalie Portman.

    I am gonna take a wild guess and say the person most likely doesn’t realize that the Torah is the first five books of the Christian Bible as well.

  4. Karen

    Why do they let such racist and extreme anti-semitic lies here?

    This is unbelievably outrageous.

    It feels like 1938. Unbelievable.

  5. james12

    oh my she’s having some big problems.

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  6. T-Bone

    Snow Pie? Is that you?

  7. Holly

    That sounds like a huge load of crap. A woman who went to Harvard to major in psychology and doesn’t shy from being Jewish not understanding celibacy? That sounds like something someone wrote but that doesn’t have a grain of truth to it.

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