Natalie Portman‘s soon to be bunking down at Spahn Ranch with the other girls! Ok, that’s actually hippie guru-type musician Devendra Banhart. He’s Natalie Portman’s dude. I bet he’s into her cruelty-free shoes, and vegan lifestyle.
Here they are enjoying a stroll in the West Village in NYC and taking in spring. Don’t go to Pennyfeathers! That place sucks! They don’t know how to make a reuben!
But do go to Bleeker Bob’s Records. Just don’t buy the vintage Placebo shirt I wanted. They only had it in a medium and I have pudge and the snotty clerk was like “yeah, that’s all we carry.” He wanted to finish it off with “fatty,” but the boyfriend has large ape-like hands that can bash noses.
I need to get to the gym so I can fit my fat self into that t-shirt.
There would have been more Natalie Portman in this post but, besides noting that her boyfriend might have given the order to kill Sharon Tate, I’m kinda bored.
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