Natalie Portman Wishes She’d Kept Her Drawers On

Natalie Portman starred in a short film called “The Hotel Chevalier” which was a prequel to Wes Anderson’s new flick “The Darjeeling Limited”. In it, she’s nekkid. And she’s regretting it. Well, you aren’t Coco in “Fame”. It’s not like you needed the money for food or drugs or something.

The shots of the actress baring all in the film hit the internet earlier this year – months before the movie hit festivals in September. And Portman admits she’s rather upset about agreeing to do something she felt awkward about in the Wes Anderson-directed prelude to “The Darjeeling Limited”. She says, “I’m really sorry I didn’t listen to my intuition. From now on, I’m going to trust my gut more. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is say no.”

Good lord, Helen Reddy. Stop. So you showed your ass and some guys are going to wank to you. Worse things have happened to you in your career, Padme. And note by what name I just called you. Jesus Christ, those three films ruined my entire childhood forever, Amidala! Senatah! The trade embargo must stand! Oh, Ani! Good lord, I wanted Carrie Fisher to hug me and make it all go away.

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