Venezuelan President Urges Naomi Campbell to Cop a Feel

Here’s Naomi Campbell with Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez during her interview with him for the British edition of GQ magazine. I’m assuming that she’s saying, “Oh look at all the maids!” and essentially putting words in her mouth, but at least I’m not putting phones in people’s heads so whatever. The supermodel recently chatted with Chavez about such topics as the Spice Girls, his disdain for the U.S. and his willingness to pose topless. When Campbell referenced the infamous pictures of a shirtless Russian President Vladimir Putin, asking whether or not Chavez would follow suit, he replied, “Why not? Touch my muscles!” I would have no idea how to respond to that without cringing. I have a feeling that a one-armed push-up demonstration ensued shortly thereafter.