Naomi Campbell Calls Herself A Goat

Why Naomi Campbell and I could be friends:
1. We’re more comfortable on a yacht than a courtroom
2. We both favor fab designers, Dolce & Gabbana, who even threw Naomi a party to commemorate her 25 years in the fashion industry.

Her party on Tuesday was attended by the likes of Lily Allen, supermodel Claudia Schiffer and Vanity Fair soccer star, Didier Drogba.

Of course, it took all of eight seconds before someone brought up the war trials case, where claims are being made that Naomi accepted blood diamonds from ex-Liberian president, Charles Taylor.

Not one to miss a beat in defending her image, Naomi said, “This trial has been going on for how many years and no-one cared to write about it? You bring Naomi Campbell to the stand and the whole world knows. I was used as a scapegoat.”

Go ‘head girl, defend yourself all you need. But that weave? Inexcusable.