Nag Nag Nag

Here’s Jessica Simpson trying to reclaim John Mayer via bitchery. You know she was not putting on the proper display of teary eyes and using the “you’re my home” type sappiness you need to employ when you’ve driven someone away and want them back. Because her Daddy has convinced her she’s worth it and the best thing that ever happened to him. Ugh. They spent Memorial Day weekend at a resort in Los Cabos, Mexico by the Sea of Cortez but honey, it wasn’t a Sea of Love. I don’t think John wants to come back. He looks done with this. And she must have gotten really annoying, because it’s big boobies in a towel and it’s obviously doing nothing for him. There’s only so many times you can talk about your favorite color and which classic film you’re going to remake and destroy next. “I thought I would be PERFECT in “Gone With The Wind”. Cuz’ toomorrah is anuther daay! Don’t I sound like her? And I could wear kind of a mini-hoop skirt! John?”

(Flynet)

More photos of Jessica Simpson and John Mayer having a heated discussion after the jump.

(Flynet)