Nadya Suleman’s Police Track Record Is Not Encouraging
I know this is going to come as a shock, but it turns out that
keeping track of six-going-on-fourteen kids is difficult for one woman
– even with the help of nannies, neighbors, and police.
placed a panicked 911 call last October, in which she screamed that she
had lost her son JJ, who – unbeknownst to Nadya – had actually gone on
a walk WITH ONE OF HER NANNIES.
phone call (listen above) sounded a bit like some sort of odd,
pessimistic chant, filled with death wishes and demands that “God help
her.” At one point, the emergency dispatcher even gave a little
parenting advice, asking Nadya to stop repeating “I’m going to kill
front of her other children. Cher might have something to add to that.
As self-made-luck would have it, this wasn’t an isolated incident, according to a Huffington Post article entitled Nadya Suleman Has Been Visited By Police Several Times For Lost, Trapped Children. I’m pretty sure the title says sit all.
But shameless Nadya is standing by her 911 call, saying that she “doesn’t remember” going all Owen Wilson
on us. And, she blames those eight doses of “pregnancy hormones” for
her panic. “If I were not pregnant, I know I [wouldn’t] react like
that,” she said. “I am not
going to apologize. “My kids are my life.”
Um yeah, we know.
Gallery Info: Octomom Nadya Suleman is presented with gifts for all her kids