My Wish Is That Jake & Vienna Kill One Another On Live Tv

July 6th, 2010 // 3 Comments

I don’t watch any of the Bachelor or Bachelorette and do you know why? Because they are BULLSHIT! And I have my own dating life to get wrapped up in and enough worrying about who I’m going to give my rose to during the ceremony in my apartment. So, no, I can’t be bothered with any of this business about Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi.

Why does their breakup warrant a follow-up with viewers? That’s like me breaking up with someone and yet still having them over to dinner with friends or parents just so they can salvage their reputation. Who cares? That’s why breakups are shitty. Because both people go, “Oh, he/she is crazy…” – and yes, we all say that. (Later, much later you realize that you also can be crazy).

And I hate that they both are pissed off that the other talks to the media or tabloids, and the word ‘fame whore’ gets thrown around a lot and rightly so because they are BOTH fame whores. If you weren’t, you wouldn’t sign up for a scripted, horrible dating show on primetime television you twats. If you wanted a healthy, normal relationship then you should have just went on Match.com and not agreed to date people in front of television cameras.

I don’t care about whether either one of them lives or dies and that’s horrible to say, but it’s true. Aren’t there worse things to be concerning ourselves with…oh yeah, that oil spill. Consider this reason #5,298,003 it’s still not fixed.

By Justin Thompson
  1. Storm34

    Maybe like kill as they did in the Colosseum and it can be shown on TV…….hmmm sounds like a good follow up show to the Bachelor/ette

  2. Mia

    Both of these useless twats are ‘Fame Whores.’
    And there’s something else they share….they both Love The Peen.

    Come on Fake Jake, you know he’s dying to put on that sparkly Peen Queen crown and flit around in his neon pink speedos.

    Hey…why not have the bitches fight to the death for the Peen Crown ? You may have yourself one wicked ‘Pay Per View’ shin-dig there.

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