My People Turn On Britney

May 23rd, 2007 // 6 Comments

One of the reasons Britney’s appearance in Miami the other night was such a big ole’ disaster was that the audience was filled with discerning homosexuals. Even the gays are turning on the rancid cowgirl!

When Britney Spears did an impromptu lip-sync/dance performance at Mansion on Saturday night, the reception was less than enthusiastic. The crowd, full of “trannies and gay guys,” according to our spy, sneered at “those hideous white go-go boots and ratty extensions.” One particularly unimpressed audience member: Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone, who told our source, “My sister would never go onstage looking like that.”

This is not the time in her life when she should be breaking out into random dance performances. Choreography, choreography, choreography. AND GET A STYLIST. PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, A STYLIST! Although, they make us sound like we’re the people knitting beside the guillotine and screaming for Marie Antoinette’s melon. And if Christopher Ciccone’s sister ever did roll up on stage looking like that – I want the 50K I’ve paid for her damn shows over the years back.


By J. Harvey

  1. ELH

    haha, I love the french revolution comment. I would say your clearly not American but Kirsten Dunst’s film was out a while back :-)

    Incidentally, did anyone manage to sit through the whole of that? it was freakin awful I thought.

  2. Jinxy McDeath

    Britney is so delusional thinking that lip syncing, while hideously dress, with fucking go go boots is a “comeback”. She is so over, thank God.

  3. k

    Given that, even knowing what to expect, people are *still* actually shelling out money to see her “perform” suggests she’s not over at all, unfortunately.

  4. JaneSays

    Did no one inform her about the audience for which she’d be performing? She needs a gay BFF…NOW!! She is in desperate need of help from someone who can help her channel her inner fabulousness!

  5. Char

    That last pic is awful… we know she’s got very little real hair, but isn’t that wig supposed to make it LOOK like she has a decent hairline? Isn’t that kinda the point?

  6. Me

    Why is Madonna’s brother in an audience full of gays and trannies?? If he hasn’t come out before, this should do it for him. LOL!

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