My Name Is Gwenyth Paltrow And I Too Am A Hater

I’m not sure how writing a pretentious newsletter with often unoriginal ideas gets you the cover of UK Vogue, but I guess that’s just me being a hater. I don’t even have to feel bad about that because Gwyneth Paltrow can be a hater too (as she proves time and time again.)

“Oh yes, I can be mean,” Paltrow tells the magazine. “I can cave in to gossip. I can ice people out and I can definitely harbour revenge. In fact, I’m having a situation right now with a friend where I’m feeling pretty angry. I’ll wake up in the morning and think, ‘Ugh, I feel terrible’, and suddenly realise, ‘Ah, that’s why. I’m holding on to so much hate.”

Did something happen with Stella McCartney and Madonna last week…? Okay they are probably not her only friends. Paltrow did bring up her famous friend when she commented on Madonna’s split from Paltrow’s trainer Tracy Anderson in the interview. “It’s good that she doesn’t train Madonna any more,” said the Shallow Hal actress. “She keeps people waiting – it takes up your whole day.”

Ah Gwyneth Paltrow…finally a way that you are just like us mortals.