My Evil Blogging Plan Has Been Exposed

A few of you have stumbled upon my long laid plan for slowly wasting readers time second by second. Queue the menacing, evil laugh. I hit pay dirt with An MTV Movie Awards Encounterpost. Some of my readers actually claim they lost 60 to 90 seconds of their life reading that post. If I can find a way to waste another 31,536,000 seconds of those readers lives, I’ll have wasted an entire year of their lives. I’ll get you all my pretties!

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