My Evil Blogging Plan Has Been Exposed

June 8th, 2005 // 9 Comments

A few of you have stumbled upon my long laid plan for slowly wasting readers time second by second. Queue the menacing, evil laugh. I hit pay dirt with An MTV Movie Awards Encounterpost. Some of my readers actually claim they lost 60 to 90 seconds of their life reading that post. If I can find a way to waste another 31,536,000 seconds of those readers lives, I’ll have wasted an entire year of their lives. I’ll get you all my pretties!

By Miu von Furstenberg
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  1. Ruby

    Miu, you’re so rad.

    Your blog is my favorite.

  2. hooked

    i have fallen under your evil spell….

  3. Who doesn’t have evil blogging plans? I’ve been accused of having secret motives to advance the the total domination of BOTH the Democratic and Republican parties. And most recently, I’ve been accused of being a white supremecist after an ill-times “Shaft” comment.

  4. lulu13

    You are so wicked…I love your blog, never miss it. I look forward to wasting my time with you every day!!

  5. LA

    I only wasted about 10 seconds cause i just read the last few sentences.

  6. C.K. Dexter-Haven

    You know what Miu??? I for one would like to know more about what YOU are doing…like it was in the beginning…and like when you posted pics of two pals of yours from LA…next to you they were the most beautiful women on earth!

  7. my blog site name says it all – darling miu, you can waste as much of my time as you like. your blog is a break from everyday baloney.

  8. I find it funny when people who read celebrity gossip sites get high brow about “wasting their time” with news that doesn’t interest them. With all due respect, don’t we all stuff such as this to, indeed, waste time?

  9. ma

    I agree mediaphyter.

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