Musical Blind Item

June 27th, 2005 // 11 Comments

Could it be that a certain music man is having a crisis?  So say folks close to the breakout star, who tell me that the problem is more of image than talent.  It seems that the deluded dropout has been a pain in the ass when it comes to approving publicity photos and videos.  Costs have skyrocketed due to the special effects needed to make the bratty boy appear buffer, younger, and slimmer than he actually is.  The end result is more of a valentine to his idol than to his splintering self.

(via Filth2Go)

By Miu von Furstenberg

  1. lulu

    kanye? west?

  2. emoshunlcrechur

    No doubt, that’s Kanye.

  3. ella

    He is the one who has the low self esteem

  4. Ru

    that is not Kanye..think about it.
    he has no problem telling us that he is vain..he “whines” about not getting his respect. if you really knew what Kanye was about..then you would know that homie will say what is on his mind. just read a vibe or XXL.
    couldnt be Kanye..i’d say Justin Timberlake

  5. Ruby

    I bet it’s that Mario guy from American Idol who dropped out. Or whatever his name was. I can’t remember because I don’t watch the show, but I’m sure you guys know whom I’m speaking about.

  6. Katie

    CLAY AIKEN – c’mon, the “idol” reference?

  7. v00deux

    omg. there’s no doubt its Constantine Maroulis.

  8. mia

    It makes sense that it’d be Kanye… the article describe a “deluded dropout,” and as we know, Kanye West rose to fame with his album “The College Dropout.” It wouldn’t make sense for any of those other people.

  9. constantine. the ‘valentine’ in the blind item refers to his singing ‘my funny valentine’ on the idol show and acting as if he was looking in a mirror. he is too skeevy

  10. “Bo” knows. Mr. Bice, that is. Now what do I win?

  11. it is not Kayne because of the physical references… he does not try to be buff/young/slim/etc.

    I am going with one of the contestants from that heinous show( you know which one I am referring to – I can’t bring myself to type it)

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