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September 21st, 2007 // 10 Comments

Toast. Beige. Plain. Formica. Balsa wood. Stop. Stop whatever you’re doing here. Re-making “Police Academy” or “Private Benjamin” or “Sorority Girls In The Slimeball Bowl-A-Rama”. Go take some classes. Discover your worth as a woman. Look deep inside. Stop allowing your father to flirt with you. Find the Amazon within. Go look at some art. Stop dating greasy homosexual musicans. Take a walk in the woods. Keep a journal but don’t use hearts for “i’s”. Don’t speak for a very, very long time.

(Flynet)

More photos of Jessica Simpson on the set of “Major Movie Star” are after the jump.

(Flynet)

By J. Harvey
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  1. Mac

    Major Movie Star is a rip off of Private Benjamin and Blonde Ambition was stolen from Aisha

    aishamusic.com/un.htm

  2. Mac

    Major Movie Star is a rip off of Private Benjamin and Blonde Ambition was stolen from Aisha

    aishamusic.com/un.htm

  3. Janice

    Aren’t all movies these days ripoffs of some other movie?

  4. rootabega

    J Harvey how i love you so.

  5. FreakyZ

    John Mayer is a homo?

    I never know anything around here.

  6. kovas

    she needs to stay away from those heavy make-up because she is a natural beauty.

  7. sammi

    OMG! That was funny!!!

  8. Sha

    She looks so pretty with this “natural” makeup!

  9. dodger

    totally agree with your paragraph. she is very pretty, she just need brains.

  10. msangela

    J. Harvey, you are my favorite.

    That is all.

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